What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Doing some chicken, peas and a butter sauce. Pics later.

You can have it with whatever you want though.

 

That's a lot of peas.

 

Did you count them?

 

Yeah, there is 327 peas. Probs about 158 too many.

 

Sweet mint pork belly bites

Tablespoon of sugar
Pinch of salt and pepper
Jar of mint jelly + bit of water
Mint erbs

Will sit in the fridge for 2/3 days before yumyum

 

What was I?

 

A greedy fat ****?

 

Yeh.

With cheese

 

then how you cooking/having with?

 

Slow cook in the oven.

 

The worst thing about lidl is how cheap all the goodies are.

Midget gems 24p a pack, humbugs 45p, fake twix 7 bars for 70p, fake caramel rocky bars pack of 12 only 79p, fake apple brekky bars a quid for 8.

Its ****ed up

 

That's ****ed up bro/bruv/berf/greb.

 

Safe pet

 

What are you saying brah?

 

Safe means Thanks

And whatever pet means for you

Im Guessing it means "love" as in "stfu love and just suck it"

 

I'm gonna try and eat my own cock tonight.

I've lost a few lbs, it's possible.

 

Watch you don't slip it in your eye by mistake