What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Knobhead

#samedifference

 

Are you really turning?

 

What are the plans for Christmas drinks. I've got the standard bottle of 7yr Havana Club some Mahou, Estrella Galicia and Brooklyn Lager.

All stashed away ready. #willpower

 

Sounds good.

I will just buy whatever is cheap.

I drink ale and don't like ale out of a bottle or can. So will just buy as much crap lager as I can plus a few bottles of red. Got loads of people coming round and after cooking for everyone I'll be ****ed if I'm going to supply them with God quality booze too.

Will get that lager from aldi and a load of the torro loco wine I reckon.

 

I keep a stash of cheap booze for when people visit.

 

And apparently you are also going to be a woman.

Want a bigger bra for Xmas?

 

****ing train is delayed. Defo no food for me now.

 

Will probably need one.

 

Started to stock up, got two boxes of Stella today. Will get a couple of Kronenbourg too. (bottles, not cans)

Got a load of red and white wine left from France so that will be the stock wine. I'll buy some decent stuff and stash that for my good self.

I'll get some bottles of Prosecco, already have two champagne in the garage, and will get a good selection of bottled ale. Have three or four different single malt whiskey's given to me by suppliers and such like; at the moment I've got a Penderyn, Glenfiddich, Talisker and Glenlivet.
Other than that spirits don't relay get much of an outing.

Think there's half a bottle of Baileys in the garage too. Quite fancy a Baileys now.

 

I've done Penderyn tour it's a good whiskey. More of a Rum man myself though.

 

There's only one decent malt there.

 

Which Glenlivet? If it's the 18 and you don't want it then I'll have it. I'll even pay for the postage.

I deserve a good drink. I hung 800 Christmas lights outside the house this morning.

 

I assume you mean Talisker.

If so then yeah, I agree. I wasn't consulted on the others.

My other two faves are Macallan and Laphroaig but no one ever buys me them!

Bastards.

 

Sad ****

 

Well I've been to a charity lunch today for the local kids hospice. Had roast beef..

John Hartson was the guest speaker. The guy was awesome. Loads of funny stories about tony Adams, Paul merson especially, giggs and Bellamy. There were a few old toffs in the room looking disgusted at some of his language.. I thought he was funny, proper Swansea lad.

 

Indeed, what kind of father tries to make Christmas sparkly for his 6 year old daughter. Call social services!

You're a miserable old scrote Lou. Have another joint to cheer up and enjoy a #classic night down The Cheese with the dregs of the North West!

 

He's a member at Swansea Bay, or at least was at the time I left there.
Played team golf couple of times with him, he is a nice chap fair play.

 

That bab last night ****ed me up.

 

I really liked him. Shook his hand.

You had bad gut from the bab or the beer?