What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Inshallah @Spurlock

 

You’ve wasted a good biscuit opportunity there with Oreo but otherwise very nice.

 

Had takeaway, special fried rice drown in curry sauce.

 

I've also made a traditional Southern Italian Ragu, will serve with tagliatelle tomorrow.

It's so ****ing nice.

 

Just tried lobster kokas for the 1st time.

Very decent

 

Did you not make the loo?

 

Lobster kunt.

 

Yor mum brav

 

That's a lot of dodgy gooble ****e

 

She's dead, nah, I wish she was dead

 

Top right ones.

Would be banging wihh some chopped crab sticks

 

This is my eldest's food tech submission.

Why he decided to serve it to me on a slate placemat is beyond me.

He will also add on vine tomatoes and make some flat breads.

Probs a C I reckon, maybe D.

 

You know crab sticks are not crab right?

Theyre some fishy ****in substitute ****e. Not good for ya rellt.

 

That's an enormous bowl of 'mashy peas' BTW.

 

Send the fish back mate

 

How pisses was he?

 

Yeh so.

Get off my fukin back about it yeh

 

Try in to be a fancy ****.

 

Is "mashy peas" his or yours Chief?

I like it.

 

What is it? Qwackamoke?