What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Masterchef, BBC1.

These are on another level... Hate most of the critics tho.

 

2 thin slices of fresh tiger bloomer picked up this morning
3 eggs

salt n peppa

 

Got some smoked duck slices and some nice hummus leftover from Easter so will have that tonight.

 

Luv preparing his dinner

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WTF do you type into a search engine to get that?

 

Just checked my history as I couldn't remember. It was simply 'duck gif' clicked the first image of a running duck and it was the fifth image line down, Title 'Cutie Pie Duck Getting Vacuumed.'

 

Smoked duck, beetroot hummus.

I await pelters.

 

Nah I'd eat that gladly as a snack

 

See... Anyone else agree that plain white plates are better.?

Spurlys perfectly coated in pepper poachies sat on some ugly ****ing... I don't eben know what that is tbh but my eyes are bleeding.

 

Can’t have smoked duck. Had some tea smoked duck once in a proper Chinese restaurant and I literally had to spit it out. Minging.

 

yeah I agree actually...they make ya get dizzy if you stare too long

I’ll get the plain white one out next time

 

Oh.

 

What's up mate?

 

that dish set out like that. .Although you could possibly make a few tasty wraps out of some.

 

Knocked up some spicy pickled beetroot a couple of weeks ago.
Purple piss here I come

 

Lovely, just made a kilo of the stuff.

 

Lasagna’s pre oven, 490g a pop

 

love picked beetroot. How spicy tho, never had that?

 

Made sure I picked out a few extra chillis from the mix.

 

Ya avin a laugh bruv. No one's paying that for a take away tub of lasagne.