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What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Jun 13, 2012.

  1. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Poached egg on a tin of spicy mackerel.
     
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  2. PINKIE

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    The tin must be a bit 'crunchy'.

    Are you like that French bloke who used to eat lightbulbs n stuff ?
     
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    No, I emptied the mackerel out of the tin. The tin went in the recycling.
     
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    Schlem seems on edge this morning
     
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  5. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    I'm getting the silent treatment from the missus. Fuk knows why.
     
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    <laugh>

    Lucky bastard
     
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    She probs wasn't expecting you to use celery soup instead of milk in her coffee.
     
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    she prolly had a whole weeks of cooking planned with all that **** he used for breakfast...I’d be pissed off too.
     
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    Seems like a wasted opportunity.
     
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  10. Schlem Boogerman

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    I think this latest lockdown is ****ing with her head. She's missing her shopping therapy I think.

    The last rant I got was summat about us living in the same house but living separate lives.
    She doesn't like watching football. Wtf?
     
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    Mate is an artisan baker, knock on door this morning at 8:30.

    big sourdough bloomer and 4 pain au chocolate. So a pot of coffeee, toasted sourdough with apricot jam and boom.
    4D76173F-C1DD-45C5-AA0C-7034448BA771.jpeg
     
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    Just tell her to do what you enjoy all the time and you can easily live a together life and not a separate one

    I’ve done this relationship ****e fam
     
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    With respect mate, your artisan baker has burnt his artisan bread.
     
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    Or move into the shed.
     
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    Guess what I have planned for today?

    Yep, that's right, I'm cleaning the shed out. <diva>
     
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    Making room for your bed <laugh>
     
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    Schlem's got 6 gallons of Celery soup to get through.
     
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  19. Commachio

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    Loving the sidewards effect.
     
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    hoy it on the plants.
     
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