What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

No mate, it was horse piss, albeit you knew you’d had a drink if you sank 3 or 4 of them.

 

Sirloin finished with a chipotle flavoured butter.

 

The steak looks good, but do you have new potatoes with virtually every meal mate?

Needs chips that ****er.

 

I never cook chips, can't be arsed.

 

bin the peas and spuds.
Rest looks great.

 

Nice.

 

Creamy chicken meatball spag bol.

Fried up the meatballs in some butter, added onions and garlic after.


Chopped some **** up for a bit later...


Added 2 tubs of cream and left to simmer for a bit then added the the chilli's, shrooms and spring onions.


Added a **** load of baby spinach leafs and left to wilt then served.


Delicious, will make again.

 

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Looks like a fricassee Sucky.

Nice work, but you're gonna lose points if ya don't know what the **** ya cooking.

Just sayin...enjoy

 

Or.... I get points for making up new dishes.

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Had something similar in Norway about 30 years ago...friggin banging.

Extra points for reviving a classic

 

Thanks Jammy. Ill take an extra one for your insolence too.

 

Tbh I never follow recipes, like tonight I had the meatballs but didn't fancy anything tomatoey so went for cream. Deffo works with chicken meatballs

Dunno like I just cook from the soul you know.

 

And a last point Jammy.

I have no idea how to say that word.

 

Fook off, you didn't do that

 

Yeh man.

Im a bad man cook bruv, Xmas Dinner winner champ x2 ffs.

Dont ever doubt me.

 

Reminds of a joke about buying deodorant when I lived in Norway.

Do you use the aro-sole one or the ball one sir...no, I prefer the one for the armpit thank you

 

Had to read it twice but

 

Nah, I'm not having this bolloxs, you never made that, it aint two stripes with adidas all over it