What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

To the point where you lose your memory?

 

Isn't gin a girls drink?

 

I Don’t think so

 

Some times I don’t remember climbing into bed. I blame that on being drunk and the brain going into sleep mode

 

This thing kicks the fish finger burrito right into ****in touch.

 

Can't say this has ever happened to me.
I mustn't be drinking enough

 

Could eat one of those, especially after a skin full, then not remember and make another in morning.

 

Fried chicken tonight.
No pics.
Asked the missus to go up the street to get some nice buns and some oil.
She comes back with **** buns, no oil, coleslaw, cheese and ****in large mushrooms.
I'm like, you're not gonna put that **** on my burgers, I've made all sorts of pickles and stuff. She's like, you're a ****in control freak getting me to eat it just like you want it. I'm like it's a ****in recipe, just try it once how it's supposed to be then nex time add your ****in ****.
So, bit of a falling out. I did mine and it was delicious. Just let her get the **** on with hers.

 

She’ll struggle to eat it with a broken jaw mate chill out.

 

Hmm, that's something I hadn't thought of.
Any ideas on how to make it look like an accident?

 

Tell her I liked her pic mate, that’ll cheer her up

 

You don't know my missus.

 

apologies. Misunderstood the flow.

 

Tell her I liked it then.

 

I'm having 6 greggs sausage rolls and an iced split tonight and I couldn't give a ****

 

Don’t they come in four packs in the shop?

Did you already eat two on way home?

 

You can buy singles from behind the counter.. They're usually fresher... I've been buying greggs since I was eydibg around on my bmx, so trust me I know what I'm doing

 

You an expert sausage eater so they should be no probs for you

 

I couldn't eat one of them, let alone six.

 

Tbh I used to get 4 cheese pasties for 99p on my dinner break every day in high school and sausage rolls were neve really my go to, but I guess people can change