What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Burger night tonight. Nice an healthy

 

Had a jacket potato with roast chicken and coleslaw for dinner.

Will have shake for tea, with pack of strawberries, pack of blueberries and a greek yoghurt.

This'll make up a bit for the pints of booze I've had over the last two evenings.

 

Will it ****.

 

I did say a bit!

 

No need to be so defensive

 

hello everybody. i am new to this site and hope we can all be friends. For dinner i think i am going to get my mum to cook me beans on toast or maybe some pasta.

 

Methinks you beeth a WUM

 

What is a wum? i am new to this site and not familiar with the lingo. sorry for the bad spelling but English is not my first language.

 

Your spelling is far better than most of your 'compatriots' on here

 

I like your username Mr red hadron collider. how old are you buddy and what do you do.

 

Ooh a new person..

I have a nice bottle of Bordeaux and the mrs is cooking. She has also requested I spunk on her tits...

 

how are you doing returnofthesweatband. What is your name? How old are you? I hope we can become best buddies.

 

Isn't that a waste of good protein?

No idea what I'm having for tea but I fancy a drink.

 

hey ruff how are you? Who is your favourite utd player? mine is carrick.

 

Wouldn't call it a waste of protein.

 

returnofthesweatband, are you married to a girl?

 

Gay marriage isn't legal. Yet. No I'm not married. Would you like me to spunk on your tits also?

 

Gay marriage will hopefully be legal soon. By the way I am a boy, I don't have tits. There is also no need to use vulgar language such as that. This is a football forum, not a sex site.

 

Depends if he licks it off afterwards.

I'm continuing the fine family tradition of Friday night being pizza and beer night. Hopefully the beer will kill the ****ing cold that the twat sitting behind me on the flight back from Malaga gave me. ****.

 

Ralph Milne.