What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Starting to get punch drunk with working from home. Lacking motivation and interaction with others!

this house will be like mad max 2 soon

 

I’m guessing you & Mrs PJS sleep in different rooms?

 

Swap out the brown sauce for red

 

during lockdown we have been. She was back in the magic bed for the first time last night. God help her tonight after all those beans.

 

Cheese omelette?

 

Get to ****

 

Cheese beer garden

 

Made an omelette in the microwave out of laziness. Turned out fine.

 

Bad Jew

 

Had some bananas on the turn.
Healthy milk shake ****.

 

If he didn’t want us to eat pork he wouldn’t have made it so cheap and delicious.

 

Needs a large dollop of cream cheese. Lovely.

 

Not sure why but I hate omelettes. I like every other type of egg so it’s weird but something about the texture or some **** makes me want to throw up.

 

You eat scrambled?

Same thing just mashed up

 

It's not. Scrambled done right completely different to omelette.

 

How is it?

Its exactly the same.

Cook an omelette with nothing but eggs,

Do the same but scramble em.

****ing same thing

 

You don't put milk in your scrambled eggs?

 

Scrambled should be a bit creamier.

 

The principle is the same but the result is completely different!

In both cases crack your eggs into the bowl, season with salt and pepper and add a splash of semi skimmed.

For an omelette i'd fold the eggs a bit, for scrambled I'd beat them and mix a little bit more.

Cook both in a knob of butter. Not oil, not **** all else, butter.

Scrambled is in a pan though obvs, omelette in an omelette pan.

Good tip for scrambled, take off the heat before fully done and stir in a table spoon of cream and put the lid on, it'll carry on firming up to a cooked state but not dry and claggy.

 

Butter Yeh but Why the **** would you add milk to scrambled eggs
What?