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What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Jun 13, 2012.

  1. Yeah, mines quite mild TBH. Its purely spicy things (I think I killed my bowels by eating things that were way too hot for years <laugh>) and I normal only suffer for a short time, two or possibly three visits and its usually flushed <ok>
     
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  2. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    I get prescribed omeprazol. Controls your stomach acid.. I can't spell what they think I have. An ihaitus hernia. Which means my osophagus just let's acid up wind pipe.. I go through rennie like mints also. Certain food makes it worse. I don't like taking omeprazol too much though as I just seem to get a bad stomach when I take it from eating just about anything.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Resorted to watching last night's Masterchef. Haven't been following this series so know nothing about any of them.

    It's the food critics one, a bunch of ruder, vile individuals you're unlikely to come across.
     
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  4. Drogs

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    I was on that stuff for a month, worked a treat but the heartburn came back after about a week. I find when I exercise it's at it's worst for some reason, must shake my stomach up badly or something.
     
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    should have seen the 2 michelin star chef the other day, ruthless. Agree that the critics are ****ers though, proper pretentious cockends.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Some are ok, the Jay Raynor is.

    That horrible woman with the bags under her eyes is a ****ing **** though!!
     
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    couldn't stand that prick! seemed like he was just looking to hate something.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Haven't seen it yet, he's ok in the Observer and Guardian though! Which is probably no basis to judge.
     
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    Weird I've just finished watching that episode too. I reckon the bird will win it. She reminds me of perry out of Kevin an perry, 'yes mrs Patterson'

    Got jack reacher and the hobbit to watch. The mrs is doing the dauphinoise, she seems to make them better than me.

    That said mine aren't really dauphinoise, as I put cheddar and onion in mine.

    Drogs, you have to keep taking omeprazol one a day. Have they tested you for a stomach ulcer? And a certain stomach bug? As it cures the bug and ulcer but if you have the hernia same as me it's not curable..
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Have you heard us lot?

    Bloody grumpy ill old men!
     
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    I feel terrible today. Head ache and stomach cramps.

    I'm convinced the doctors can't be arsed to diagnose what I have properly. Was meant to have the camera down my throat twice, each time the specialist canceled and said you have the hernia keep taking omeprazol.. I just get more ill when taking the ****ing things as have no stomach acid to kill any bugs etc. . ****s.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    I don't trust my doctors, apart from my actual doctor himself but I seem to end up with locums when I go. These are clueless.

    I went once as my right knee grinds like ****, you can hear it going up stairs and such like, and it had started to really hurt with a bit of swelling. He just said do some leg extentsions and build up my thigh muscles. He didn't actually bother to look at them as he would have seen that they are impressively massive after years of sport and what he was telling me to do would just put strain on my knees, the ****ing complete imbecile. I watched him google it!!!

    I laughed, stood up and walked out. Twat.
     
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    no, I've no pain aside from the heartburn, unless that can happen with an ulcer. Doctor doesn't seem worried though so I won't worry too much.

    <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    As someone who suffers from it in both knees, that sounds worryingly like osteo-arthritis to me. Quack must be a ****er <doh>
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Nah, it's not. It's wear and tear after years of using them. Used to play loads of cricket and football, now it's squash and golf and all take their toll on the knees.

    Hope so anyway, I could do without anything more serious.
     
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    That's what caused it with me - cricket and rugby. Torn ligaments and cartillage in both knees <doh>
     
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    My Dad has something like that from golf. Turned out a piece had broken off his kneecap and was floating in the joint. He had to have surgery to have it removed and after that he was fine. Still has the chunk of bone in a little jar at home!
     
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    Well no new ailments to report from the weekend, though my arse is still in a bit of bother..


    Did a tremendous chicken roast yesterday.. goose fat roasters, honey roast parsnips, garlic and her stuffing and did yorkies whick were perfect.
     
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    Just had cottage pie and some apple sponge with custard.

    My last meal of my incarceration, I will be free this afternoon I'm told! Good job, I've had pudding twice a day for a week and am massive.
     
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    There's a load of forces and mass shifting through the knees in golf, not surprising things get dislodged. What with that and squash there's no surprise I get the odd twinge!

    But yeah, I need to build my thigs up. <laugh>
     
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