Only pie worth eating is steak an kidney. Can cope with one with mince beef n gravy in. Chicken doesn’t belong in a pie. In all fairness I can’t eat pies. I may as well eat battery acid the affect it has on my gut.
you should try an andouillette sausage. makes kidneys seem nice. Not enough mustard in Dijon to get me eating that again.
You've had cock sausage? "Andouille sausage has some real textural issues that make it stand at the forefront of cock foods. The outer casing often looks like what you'd expect the overly tanned penis of an aging playboy might look like. Remember George Hamilton? Picture his dick. Worse still is when you cut into an andouille sausage and the inside has these weird swarmy layers of meat and lines that look for all the world like veins and what I assume would be the various girthy puffs of cock chambers. Does a wiener have chambers inside? Call me crazy, but I've just assumed yes. Like, you have the center chamber for pee, a couple of spongey boner pontoons on either side, and then various cubbies for jizz and assorted other facets of dongery. So an andouille sausage is therefore pretty wang-like, almost in a scientific way. Gross."
I got one in a roadside place in France once thinking it was a sausage, had to be the worst thing I've ever tried.
It has a cult following in France. The more it smells like arse the more some people like it. tried it, never again!
