What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

You describing your lasses vagina?

 

Those prawns don't look happy at all. Can't imagine why

 

Yep. Love a bit of bisto flaps.

 

In all fairness it’s bloody lovely.

 

Ok then.

 

Id eat the prawns.

 

You're gonna tell me that's authentic and everything, but it doesn't look right.

 

What is this? Looks like a ****ing disgusting cake

 

@Sweats. put a portion on a plate and let’s have a look, I reckon it can’t be as bad as it looks.

 

I liked the vibrant colours in Luvs Paella the chicken looked boring...the sauce around the edges looked tasty

Sweats looks like it’s packed with flavour but not easy on the eye

 

Put a slice on the plate you think?

 

Tease.

 

I had already started eating it at this point.

only thing I did different to what the Spanish chef does, is that I used a tub of pasata as only had a ****ty cheap tin of chopped tomatoes. Over there he blitzes up a couple of beefsteak tomatoes. So mine was a bit too tomatoey. Was lovely though. I boned the chicken thighs and left the skin on as that’s what I was told to do.

 

What the fooking hell is that!

 

Luv you won mate, you smashed it easy.

 

Actually I think LuvZ Paella wins

 

What is it mate, you gutted a hedgehog or something?

 

Luvs all stealthy dropping Likes at criticisms aimed at Sweats dish