What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Bollox..

 

I imagine brb as a 65 year old who sits at a computer eating biscuits.

Occasionally eats an Iceland lasagne and sprinkles grass on it .

 

I can't do pastries or cakes. Could years ago but just forgotten it all.

To me eating a balanced diet is important, at least in some sort of moderation, and I am fussy over the quality of my food.

Obviously if I was poor, then id have to eat cheap crap.

 

@brb at dominoes

"hi mate how can i help?"

Brb: "meat feast pizza please no cheese"

"sorry what? No cheese?"

Brb:

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Shows what you know. Ive never ever bought anything out of Icelands for starters, and if i was 65, i assume that would make me retired, if only!

Do I like biscuits...jaffa cakes are not biscuits

 

Why bolloxs....you and sweats are two pissed old farts, would i lie

 

Nothing wrong with icelands stuff tbh bruv. They do Greggs pastries in boxes

 

Never shopped in Iceland in my life.

 

Whys that bro? They do some good deals

 

So can you make anything?

I'm a natural at chinkys and thai and stuff,

doing a bit off eyetie **** now, but no good for you, cos you're a non chesse ****

Done many a chilli, etc..quite basic really.

Cakes and ****, i do 't even wanna try..Although i'd love to.

 

Just never looked. I eat mainly fresh, so unless im buying ice cream or a bag of frozen chips, not much call for me to go to Icelands.

 

Ain't you older than both of us?

 

Im not pissed

Ive told you many a time, drinking at home is a downward spiral. I knew two alcoholics, one is dead, fook knows what happened to the other.

I could drink most ppl under the table in my day, thankfully I quickly learned, it serves no purpose and its pointless massaging your male ego.

I save my drinking for the pub.

 

Anyway...i need sleep

Night you pissed fookers.

 

Drinking just doesnt suit some people tbh, im an absolute risk to be around when im ****ered, all but two of my stays in hotel hmp have been from drunken violence.

Never wanted to headbutt a copper while stoned put it that way

 

Wow..That is profound,

You've know 2 alcoholics

I yet to see your point about this.

Maybe they liked cheese..

 

Just when you think you've heard it all,Kentucky Fried Chicken have a new one on the market. 2 ring doughnuts with chicken in between!
Policemen can now have breakfast and lunch at the same time.....

 

Big ye

A big yess from me too but I reckon I could do two.

 

I drink at home as you know, I get your overall point here but don't think it's down to drinking at home but more to do with drinking heavily which is a problem in the UK. I don't understand the need to get wiped out every time but that is what people do.

 

I know someone who does that.