What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

You're on a fooking wind-up

 

I'm genuinly lost for words

 

I swear @Chief has meals-on-wheels.

 

He's having meat with his cabbage

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Eh?

What the **** you all on about, you seriously expecting skips full?

There's plenty there, you fat ****s.

 

Someone just reported @Chief for his meal

 

#NotEnoughMeat

 

It's under all the veg.

Also had a bowl full of crackling on the side, which I didn't take a pic of.

Pork with green cabbage, red cabbage, mashed spuds and parsnips (because I over boiled) roast spuds, swede and carrots.

Get some ****in veg down you for ****s sake, it's not all about the meat

 

It looks like he’s been out to an old folks home for lunch. Poor old Alec fell asleep when Chief started talking about HIAG and he drowned in his own gravy.

 

I had Kale ffs!!

 

Ah it’s red cabbage I thought it was sea weed

 

I was so disappointed I had to report him for his own safety.

 

What are the globules on the red cabbage?

I’d be mortified with that gravy.

 

So you have ice with wine, and water with your Sunday dinner?
Can tell you’re not on a water meter bruv

 

That's gravy, minus bisto fat granules.

 

No because your bread maker dictates what you put in it, free thinking bro. throw the £ 95 quid ****e in the bin yeah.

 

Right, you useless ****s need to learn how to make gravy without bisto or browning. It's not law for it to be the colour of dairy milk.

It's not hard; just refer to a decent website that doesn't advocate adding brown clag.

 

Where you go swimming mate, purple land?

 

If I saw little African kids on the Oxfam advert eating that, I’d be two quid a month worse off!