Forgot to say last nights anemic toad in the hole was pretty ****ing decent for something just hoyed together. I ate the whole thing I did as ginge suggested and did an onion gravy.
Looks fooking shhite, what's that puke on the side of the plate ffs. Looks like you've got maggots floating in your gravy.
Did you notice the space in the middle of the plate, I'd swear there is some sort of apartheid going on.