What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Sausages are burnt and there's black stuff on the bacon?

 

No.

 

What is the British obsession with overcooking sausages?

 

Look Luv, we all know if that was your breakfast, they'd be so much cucumber, they'd be no room for a sausage.

 

Nah mate, ill have them similar to his, usually half brown like his and half soft and sticky.

Skin need to snap when you break it

 

Id imagine luv just hoys half a cucumber in the frying pan, like a sausage but ****y.

 

Lamb curry tonight.

 

It’s the camera

 

I get that.

 

Blackcurrant jam with real blackcurrant things on toast, tea then spliff. Then might put some shelves up but probs not tbh

 

I like saints bacon.! Bit charred is bang on.

Im getting the feeling luvs fry ups look uncooked

 

Ingredients other than the lamb which is in the fridge of course.

 

Nothing in my house looks under cooked

 

No mate, just not burnt.

 

Lazy presentation of the ingredients...posters can’t see all the labels

 

Your pigs in blankets were.

 

Should go nice with the curry.

 

Cumin seeds
Mustard seeds
Cumin coriander tumeric powders.

 

Jug of water for me

replace the sweat dripping off my forehead

 

Onion curry then.