What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

I've converted you, eh?

Just need to drop a Smiths track on you that has a similar effect!

 

That looks edible bar the mound of grass cuttings on the top.

 

I really don't.

It was the Hibs one that got me struck.

As for the Smiths

I've given you the Proclaimers.ffs.

 

Have got kfc for lunch, first time in ages. Unfortunately I caved to peer pressure and have got it with gravy as apparently it is weird I haven’t tried it before.

It is ****ing minging, managed about 2 bites of a piece of chicken and binned the rest

 

That sounds horrid . Surely the gravy would make the skin soft ?

 

You would think so. I listened to the 37 stone bird I work with as surely she would be an expert at this kind of ****. I had a bite or two whilst she and another fat **** I work with downed the gravy like they were on a rugby night out. I left.

 

I only ever have gravy if I have a boneless box. If it’s just the normal stuff on the bone I don’t have anything with it.

sometimes kfc can be ****. Especially if the skin is not crispy.

 

Agreed
Never understood the hype that KFC gravy gets.
Sunday dinner chicken? Yeah blather the ****.
Fried chicken? No. Just no.

sorry to fly off the handle like that matey. Nothing personal. You was just the first guy I saw.

 

I didn't know gravy was an option. It sounds all kids of wrong.

 

Really popular in America. They don’t serve fries though strangely enough. It’s more like mash potatoes green beans etc.

 

Savages.

 

Needless to say I tutted loudly and walked out.

 

My KFC experiences have been pleasant

I always go for the Boneless box....usually with rice or coleslaw

Had my fave sarnie for lunch, Tuna Mayo n cheese with a bag of Ready Salted Walkers

 

That's telling them.

 

The only thing I really like from KFC is the Zinger Tower burger. Love it.

 

This was basically what was happening with Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee earlier

****ing file too large, is Cartman sniffing kfc chicken skin lines

 

Kfc gravy and coleslaw are both ****ing rank.
I prefer my slaw thinly grated, not steak chip sized bits of cabbage in some nasty vinagery mayo.

Zinger tower burgers are decent. The chicken depends on what franchise **** cooks it tbh, i wouldnt go near some kfcs these days, can see the food poisoning running around on the floor in some

 

Oh hello, someone is back!

KFC gravy is weird, horrible tasting ****. How anyone likes it is beyond me.

The chicken itself is usually really nice, just makes me feel sick with self loathing afterwards.

 

Agreed. The ones in hull are dog ****. Understaffed, greasy chicken and just generally grotty.

 

It being blasted in hot oil probably kills off most bugs but yeah they don't really look very clean.