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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by J๏E.., Mar 6, 2020.

  1. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Try lard, works a treat when I do my monthly all over body shave.
     
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  2. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    will olive oil work i dont have lard
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Any expensive aftershave mate ... but you'll need to really slap it on for maximum effect <ok>
     
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  4. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Must be lard mate. Gently warm it before application. Goes on easier.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Throwing yourself off a skyscraper should help mate.
     
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  6. brb

    brb CR250

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    I know I shouldn't but....


    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    brb CR250

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. brb

    brb CR250

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    I wouldn't have a clue what to use, but if you have any E45 cream in the house, then that has to be worth a try.
     
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  9. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I've heard white spirit can be good for this sort of thing.
     
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  10. afcftw

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    Shaving your bits is just a bad idea...
     
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  11. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    I reckon the good lord or whoever shaved the bit between his ears at birth and that's why we're having this debate..<laugh>

    Seriously, I've heard pink paraffin is good for sores and ****, just keep ya matches in ya pocket bro..<ok>
     
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  12. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    i used a trimmer for that area .. its my inner thighs barse and cheeks that i wet shaved.. ive applied a balm and its eased the itch to a degree...
     
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  13. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Age and life mate, started at 12 until 24.. Was offered pro terms but wasn't interested, great life experience though..<ok>
     
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  14. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Thanks bro..<ok>
     
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  15. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Good grief.

    Try vinegar <ok>
     
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  16. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    not many make money from it tbf. respect i love boxing


    sucky was at it 11 years and his trainer never let him have a spar
     
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  17. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    I was an amateur, sparred with a golden few though which paid well, back pocket and brown bag money, yes it really is that seedy..<ok>
     
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  18. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    you a Sunderland boy ?
     
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  19. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Durham....Sunderland supporter..<ok>
     
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  20. Toonitus

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    Get back into it mate... train people or something ...
     
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