Off Topic What stupid stuff do you buy..

Looks good, is it a cock ring?

 

Its a Pollen press for kief, the "dust" that collects in my weed grinder goes in it (you need a fair bit though at Least 2 grams) then compress it and leave it somewhere warm over night = lovely pure hash

 

Might be Beautiful South mk2.... You could have made @Hoddle is a god a millionaire like Del Boy if it comes off..

 

I could never be his manager mate. Not a fan of funerals tbh

 

On????????????

 

Stomach.

 

Hiag, if he does have a problem will never be his guitar playing..

Always admire a man that learns his stuff..

Anyway, haway Sucky, not even 2 ****ing pages here

 

Indeed ... Kudos to HIAG for that .... takes balls to put yourself out there ...

 

Shout out to prostitutes too bruv

 

What? "Oi luv, you doing business" ?

 

For putting themselves out there. Kudos innit

 

There ^ speaks the voice of experience......

 

You wish ... some of us have never had to pay

 

We’ve been rehearsing tonight with our new drummer.

He’s superb! Really helped us to raise the bar.

 

Lob your lead vocalist in the skip and you’ll be in business mate

 

Who mentioned need?

 

Yeh but can he do this

 

If you aint been to dam and bought a brass you aint really lived bruv

 

I thought your last drummer was all that was holding the band together!

 

Haha, back in the day I used to often nip over to the Dam for the weekend, I’d just get on a plane after work on a Friday and spend the weekend stoned in one of the coolest and most interesting cities on the planet. The brasses were never my thing, but I used to find the ‘lads’ hanging round the streets at the far end of the windows ****ing hilarious. You know the ones.......

I used to hire a flat off this barmy Irish bloke, who’d stagger out of a pub to meet me and would greet me with a complimentary smoke lol. Good times.