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What should have been Hull City's greatest match in their history...

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by essexgull, May 18, 2014.

  1. Charlie1

    Charlie1 Well-Known Member

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    I'd try going to the station later this afty and asking Brucey for a refund. While you're there ask him for the money back for your ticket as we lost yesterday. Or just start supporting Arsenal instead.
     
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  2. essexgull

    essexgull Active Member

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    Perhaps you can ask mummy for a face-painter for your 9th birthday party, old bean.



    ESSEX GULL
     
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  3. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Well-Known Member

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    There was a few there- if you know Joe Oldroyd, Mike Starkey, Frankie Starkey, Ben Marsden and that.

    Was he a tall lad with a pretty green polo shirt on?
     
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  4. Erik

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    No. He was a dwarfish pea of a man, with blonde hair.
     
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  5. FILEYseadog

    FILEYseadog Well-Known Member

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    I saw the old bloke. Grey beard....onesie wearer with onesie wearing wife n son from e1

    I did think ffs at first .....then I thought....he goes to all home games.....he was at the semi final and the final ...

    Can't knock him for that

    Even though to me he looks insane

    :)

    I just wish the TV Cameras didn't pick him out so much

    And yes Eric he does look a twat as do all face painters over 10 though that's just my view which isn't important
     
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  6. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Well-Known Member

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    Can't help you there.
     
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  7. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    I was in Crystal Rooms, it's a right ****hole. In fact, that whole part of London is a ****ing dive and the media have the ignomity to tell us Hull is 'rundown'!

    Was the guy in the Elvis costume a City fan or just some knob? We also had a photo with a copper who looked the spitting image of Ricky Gervais and a lad with the daftest hair I've ever seen. Good day out.
     
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  8. Party Hull!

    Party Hull! Well-Known Member

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    Weren't you a bit hot?

    Humid day.
     
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  9. Party Hull!

    Party Hull! Well-Known Member

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    Was he properly super-tanned, with vertical hair and studpidly tight probably women's jeans?

    We all noticed and laughed at a kid outside looking like that. Fair bet he actually had mascara on too.
     
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  10. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I saw another kid that had me creased up with laughter. He had black and amber 'war stripes' and a ridiculous ball of hair in the middle of his head. He looked like something from a 'lost tribes of the Amazon' documentary. The feckin' pillock.
     
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  11. essexgull

    essexgull Active Member

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    I know him. He posts on the CI hooligan forum as 'valjaxon' or something.

    Used to be a player when younger and slept with Andy Payton's daughter. Got beaten up by a 14 year old in Yeovil in 2004 and then got outed advertising in the HDM for a cuckold experience with his wife - wanted a black man to come round and beast her, as he cried and masturbated. Used his home phone number and name so it became pubic knowledge and has rarely been seen at city since.

    As a disclaimer, some of these details may not be accurate.




    ESSEX GULL
     
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  12. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    No but I saw him too. This other kid just had a mass of hair that sat on his head. It was mental. Bigger than Thudds was. It had gone beyond Afro proportions and was teetering on the non-sensical.
     
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  13. Cortez91

    Cortez91 Moderator Forum Moderator

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    Mods: remove him/his threads.

    Everybody else: stop biting.
     
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  14. Mr Brindley

    Mr Brindley New Member

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    "All the world's a stage,
    And all the men and women merely players.
    They have their exits and their entrances,
    And one man in his time plays many parts".

    As You Like it. William Shakespeare. ( But what would he know?)
     
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  15. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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  16. Cillit Bang

    Cillit Bang Active Member

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    Away shirt with T-BAG THE CLOWN on the back??
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    Pissed myself laughing when he rolled up! Comedy gold!!
     
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