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What setting do you have your toaster?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by SUPERNORWICH 23, Feb 16, 2015.

  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    FS <laugh>
     
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  2. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Big bloody steak mushrooms and home made crispy chips with double fried eggs .
    Dipping the chips in runny egg yolk and blood with plenty pepper.
    :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Fillet steak for this romantic devil on Valentines. Cooked by me. Widny let her near cooking ma steak. Medium rare. Any **** eating a steak medium or above should be shot dead.

    A coo gave it's life so you could have a nice steak dinner and then ye incinerate it's meat ya disrespectful bastard.
     
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  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I like my toast well done and my steak rare and my wimmen battered and my coffee black like my soul :biggrin:
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    And my Vodka plentiful and my beer cold and my dogs vicious and my music loud and unsociable.
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    ^^^^ the most stupid person on the internet
     
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    And my internet buddies gay ^^^^^^^
     
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  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    ^^^^ <doh> <Mindy> <ExhibitA>
     
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    On my phone your wee arrows are pointing to your name which makes you the most stupid person on the Internet by your own admission.

    Nana na nana :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    See above <laugh>
     
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  11. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Welcome to The Toby club, Jiffy.

    You are in esteemed company.
     
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  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    It just proves you're too stupid to understand how posting on a forum works. No surprise there.

    Don't worry, the geriatric spastics will be along to defend you soon <ok>
     
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  13. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Did you serve time in jail or did I imagine that ?
     
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  14. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Turbo.
     
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  15. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    just like yer shandy
     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    MD only uses shandy for washing his mouth out after brushing his teeth.
     
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I know exactly how It works. People post and then you come on and whinge and greet like a little bitch. Make a rip roaring **** of yourself and then blame everybody else for you being a complete tool.

    Simple. Much the same as yourself <laugh>
     
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  18. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Yer last shag after she ate yer spunk?
     
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  19. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Does anyone toast plain bread in a toaster but due to the length of the bread half the bread in two, put the halved bread into toaster, remove one bit of toast, forgetting to remove the other bit which then acts as a shield for Mindy's bit of toast resulting in Mindy getting half toasted toast and incinerated original toast stinking out the kitchen

    Beelin
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I like my toast well fired then left in a rack to cool before applying marmalade or thick salted butter. I like my steaks rare, 2 mins on each side max.
     
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