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  1. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Feb 16, 2015
  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Lazy Fat Guy Cookin' Wi Pud.

    Ah'd watch it.
     
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  3. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    It would just be me, next to the fridge eating raw food whilst waiting on the microwave to ding .. then scalding me mouth with nuclear hot pop tarts/microwave pizza
     
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  4. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Just dipping a block of butter in the sugar bowl for afters
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Feb 16, 2015
  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    My face moisturizer and hair gel ...
     
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  6. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Fanny.
     
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  7. Mick O'Toon

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    Anyone ever try that trick cooking a salmon in a dishwasher?
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Feb 16, 2015
  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I read the funniest beel about Unfrosted Pop Tarts the other day. Will try and find it.
     
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    Eating a burd oot?
     
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    Excellent thread.

    3 for this stollen loving ****.

    7 for crumpets.
     
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    Much like Birds Eye Crispy pancakes.

    Fillings to blow your mouth off.
     
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    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Check out aw the fat bastards who cannae wait a few minutes before scoffing their faces.
     
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    And telling all the other fatties about their exploits on a football forum <doh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Speaking of food I had a rather lovely steak with peppercorn sauce on my exploits down south.

    Very good it was too.

    Medium for this carnivore.

    Splendid.

    When was the last time anyone had a steak? The ****y Veggies need not reply.
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    <ok>
     
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    I had steak, jacket potato with butter and cheese and salad last Wednesday.
    Well done for this squeamish ****.
     
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    ^^^

    ****'s congratulating himself for eating dead cow and Irish caviar <doh>
     
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    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    A real man eats cow and all other meats.

    It's what we are here for.

    You're just a fat **** who eats quorn sausages pretending it's your boyfriend's cock.
     
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