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What pisses you off but really it's no big deal.

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    That's 'you ****'
     
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    Peeps who place the loo roll backwards so the pulling bit is near the wall and not off it.

    Absolute dipshits
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Its deffo u ****
     
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    Football cheating play acting and VAR……so I don’t watch it …problem solved
     
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    Needed a **** at Plainmoor once. I wouldn’t recommend it.
     
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    Most are not having a **** they are powdering the nose….unless your a fat fk of course they will be using it for the right reasons
     
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    Fat people who constantly diet
     
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  8. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Got a new one

    Shows hosted by "comedians" which are really preachy about politics.

    Last Week Tonight with John Oliver is one. John Oliver is just the opposite of funny; he is so unfunny in fact that he makes me angry. He is basically if you look a really gay Family Guy version of a British man and made it real life. That's John Oliver; then he preaches to you about some American politics, when he chooses to live there and makes millions of dollars a week.

    Nish Khumar and his show "The Mash Report" what the **** is that ****. When you're such an arrogant **** that you make Priti Patel look kind and reasonable, you are going about your show wrong. He just says unfunny things as he reads out the news.

    Trevor Noah was one of these too, a er "comedian" I think he had one or two decent specials in the mid 2010s and landed a gig on the "Daily Show" which is just a **** Comedy Central version of all US comedy shows. Again Trevor Noah is not funny, not to mention, he emigrated from a **** hole country, to go to a successful country and tell those people what they do is wrong.

    Of course none of this is a big deal cos I just dont watch the shows.
     
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  10. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    One of my favourite Oliverisms is when Trump announced he might run for President

    Oliver famously said "DO IT! DO ITTT! I'LL PAY YOU TO DO IT AND WATCH YOU CRASH AND BUUURN!"

    And then 1 year later was on television almost crying cos Donald Trump was now the 45th President of the United States of America.
     
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    I didn't even know who he was, I googled him, recognised the face but still know nowt about him. I can't see Trump getting in this time, and if he does I can see him pulling out all help for Ukraine.

    Having said that, I don't think Biden should be President either, can't they just select someone younger who actually knows what day of the week it is, surely that's not too much to ask.
     
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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Dont want to turn Gessa's thread political

    but Ron DeSantis will be the next US president imo
     
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    I just googled him, he's only 44, he'll do! <laugh>
     
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    Kamala Harris for me ... first elected female ... it's about time ... the mass shootings have to stop and no Republican is going to face up to the NRA ...
     
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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Only issue she has is Biden has already announced his intention to run for a second term.
     
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    I forgot about her, but not sure if that's a good thing considering she's meant to be the deputy. I shot the sheriff but I didn't shoot the deputy. :emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    God has a plan for that <whistle>
     
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    She is called Kamala Harris
     
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    There are currently 3 shootings of teenagers in the States for:

    a) ringing the 'wrong' doorbell
    b) approaching the 'wrong' car at a shopping mall
    c) driving up the 'wrong' driveway looking for a party

    All on the BBC website this morning ...

    We tend to think it is the 'third world' where life is cheap and day to day existence dangerous...

    For me, the time is ripe for change and gun law reform policies will now get more support than they have ever had...
     
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    Alison Hammond.
     
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