what part of not for sale does that Russian gangster not understand

Sell Modric - invest the money in Hydrogen fuel technologies - cash in - buy out Abramovich - take Luka back - Simple

 

In my head I read all your posts out in Dizzee Rascal's voice.

 

A dodgy Spanish waiter??? Not even an honest one?? I should stop listening to your head, it's not doing you any favours.

 

Or Victor Mildrew??

 

I imagine Luke to be exactly like the Luke that was in Big Brother a few years ago.

 

Luke Marsden was quite funny on it, he had a relationship with a fellow contestant.

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Bit harsh.

 

Piskie: We wants it, we needs it. Must have the automatic CL. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Toures. Wicked, tricksy, false!
Goonercymraeg: No. Not the Toures!
Piskie: Yes, precious, false! They will beat you, defeat you, BUY.
Goonercymraeg: Toures is our friend!
Piskie: You don't have any friends; nobody likes you!
Goonercymraeg: I'm not listening... I'm not listening...
Piskie: You're a lying Wenger and a cheating RVP.
Goonercymraeg No!
Piskie: Open goal missing *Bendtner*.
Goonercymraeg: Go away!
Piskie: "Go away?"
[Piskie laughs as Goonercymraeg begins pissing himself]
Goonercymraeg: I hate you, I hate you.
Piskie: Where would you be without me, piskie, piskie? I saved us! It was me! We moderated because of me!
Goonercymraeg: [stops pissing himself] Not anymore.
Piskie: What did you say?
Goonercymraeg: Mick's dad looks after us now. We don't need you anymore.
Piskie: What?
Goonercymraeg: **** off to Barca like Cesc, and never come back!
Piskie: No!
Goonercymraeg: **** off to Barca like Cesc, and never come back!
[Piskie hits the delete button in frustration]
Goonercymraeg: ****! Off! To! Barca! Like! Cesc! And! Never! Come back!!
[Piskie is silent]
Goonercymraeg: [looks around] We told him to **** off... and away he goes, Flossie! Gone, gone, gone! Goonercymraeg is free!

 

Goonercymraeg has a weak bladder because he is old

 

He's reading this thread so he might try and bite your finger off

 

That's about right, except I was the other voice in your head

 

Are you sure you're not Gollum ?

 

Andy Serkis voiced Gollum and he is a Gooner isn't he?

 

Either the divine within ? You suffer from dissociative disorder or Schizophrenia ? You've been smoking dope again ? or a combination of all three.

(It could of course be argued that all three merely elucidate the same phenomena, but the labels are assigned due to society's need to set the parameters of behavior)

 

One of your voices does

 

That's what happens when you smoke a spliff before you post Ensil

 

This may be putting two and two together, but how is it that Chelsea are ready to pay £18m for Romelu Lukaku one minute, but the next AV-B decides he doesn't want him - making him the first Chelsea manager to have opinions on transfer targets since Mourinho - at the same time Chelasea are thinking of upping their bid for Modric by an extra £8m.

 

let the poor lad go. if he wants to leave let him leave and stop being so difficult. it's no different to what you do any time you want to buy a player.

 

Stop WUMing.
It was boring the first time.

 

I think Katie would have a nervous breakdown if she ever became aware of some tit on the internet having the same name as her