Lucky lucky men in Spain. Selling their effing purses, bags, sunglasses and general sh*te. I asked one today for some drugs. The look on his face was priceless. Got surrounded by a few straight away. Told them the gash they were selling was just a front and to sell me some dope. Cos somebody had called them out in front of everybody their arses dropped out and didn't know what to do. Just f*ck off and stop trying to sell me f*cking gash swag. PS. If I get stabbed to death later I've enjoyed the forum.
Tarts wearing their bikini's and lying on the edge of the pool whilst dangling their legs in the water. All this blurt on show and I only got to kiss the first one to show my appreciation of their beauty when I was hauled out of the water by the lifeguards and then given a stern talking to. F*cking discrimination if you ask me.
I get where you're coming from brother. You tell a woman she has nice tits & a hot arse & they take it as an insult.