I would normally look out for Chelsea. As you know, a very good mate of mine is a life-long Chav. However, this season, we are fierce rivals; and being the only team that has any real hope of catching you I think it best that we maintain a healthy rivalry, CFC.
I think you were trying to spell really, Mr Skids. Sorry... you were saying something about being thick?
I apologise if I upset you, Mr Skids, but I always work on the principle that if you are going to insult someone's intelligence that you had better make sure that you spell your words correctly. Otherwise, you could end up looking like a ridiculous bell-end. I'm not wumming, I'm merely repeating something that Chief pointed out to you (see my signature for details).
Real "bantz" is quoting someone, changing what they say and posting. We can't all be comedy heroes like you.
You are incapable of upsetting anybody Gimps but now probably isn't the time to mention #editgate as your statement makes you look just like that.
You ****ing losers have resorted to pulling up on spelling mistakes and posting **** pictures with text on it. Yet you lot still think you're dead funny and call yourselfs wum masters. Pack it in and grow a pair, all of you.