If being wary of getting into a swimming pool with any of you lot makes me a coward then colour me yellow.
The one I built myself. Painted it and everything. I am inordinately proud of it. The other one keeps the lawnmower and all my man tools
WTF, every man needs a shed. It's a place where even monster ****in's spiders are allowed to chill. You can hit things with a ****in' hammer, even the kids if they stick their nosey faces trough the door. Pool tables??? ****in' pansy ****. What's that I have hanging on the bloody wall? A friggen great chainsaw. It hangs over me wheel barra where I hide me weed from the the little woman. And with the cockroaches running wild, she steers well clear of the place. I even have a bunk a piss fridge and a tv in there. And when the shed's a rockin, the misses knows better than to come a knockin.
You're the only Sheep Shagger I know who bums up the Huns. Must be something to do with your inherent Englishness.
Sheds are for ****s. Oh and Venom is feeling unloved. Everyone is supposed to love Celtic, theyre the greatest in the world. Please love us we are speshul by ra way but but an awr rat but.