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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Null, Nov 9, 2012.

  1. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    its in my ****ING SHED

    **** sake
     
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  2. RebelBhoy

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    I don't want this to come across as a show off, but I have two sheds.

    I do have a favourite.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    If being wary of getting into a swimming pool with any of you lot makes me a coward then colour me yellow.
     
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    Yeah I'm joining you there (painted yellow I mean not in a swimming pool with that lot).
     
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  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Look at Mr big baws ...

    which one is the fav and why?
     
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  6. simon_bhoy

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    im sure by now you will have read my faux pas re my shed :(

    it gets worse.....
     
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  7. RebelBhoy

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    The one I built myself. Painted it and everything. I am inordinately proud of it.

    The other one keeps the lawnmower and all my man tools
     
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  8. Cyclonic

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    WTF, every man needs a shed. It's a place where even monster ****in's spiders are allowed to chill. You can hit things with a ****in' hammer, even the kids if they stick their nosey faces trough the door. Pool tables??? ****in' pansy ****. What's that I have hanging on the bloody wall? A friggen great chainsaw. It hangs over me wheel barra where I hide me weed from the the little woman. And with the cockroaches running wild, she steers well clear of the place. I even have a bunk a piss fridge and a tv in there. And when the shed's a rockin, the misses knows better than to come a knockin.
     
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  9. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    You're the only Sheep Shagger I know who bums up the Huns.

    Must be something to do with your inherent Englishness.
     
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  10. simon_bhoy

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    ahem ****s
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    A piss fridge? Why not just piss out the shed door like a normal bloke?
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

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    Sheds are for ****s.

    Oh and Venom is feeling unloved. Everyone is supposed to love Celtic, theyre the greatest in the world. Please love us we are speshul by ra way but but an awr rat but.
     
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  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I was interested, Si <smooch>

    Does it not have a door now?
     
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  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    No other club is as consistently disliked by *****s.

    I hope to keep going with that <ok>
     
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  15. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Where have I said that? You're imagining stuff again, senile auld fanny.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye, no **** likes us, we don't care. :grin:
     
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  17. User Deleted

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    unless it's on an itv soap opera, then you all write in and complain <whistle>
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Emmerdale apologised. So that's alright then.
     
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  19. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I was expressing interest, Simon.

    Let's hear all about your shed trials, sexybaws.
     
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  20. RAVENBLACK

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    I quite like Sevco.

    Kinda quaint and pointless.
     
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