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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Surely J. M. Barrie got to be a bit suss? Peter Pan and little kiddies that don't grow up? The sick ****.
     
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  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    That's why it's getting called "dad's room" instead of "second lounge" or "games room".

    Quite frankly, if no-one resident in the house calls you daddy, you can **** right out of it.

    Pipe and smoking jacket are an excellent idea. Might get on it.
     
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    i might start up a gentlemans club in my shed, smoking jackets and all sorts

    all welcome
     
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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Chess, bridge, backgammon and fortnightly visiting hookers <ok>

    Get it done, sir. I'll be along.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Open bar?
     
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    And a dog called Nanny - what was all that about? We should take the statue down from Kensington gardens, leave it in Boris Johnson's shed and encourage everyone to burn it.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I agree. Leave no stone unturned until we find all these ****s, dead or alive.
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

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    sorted.
     
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  9. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Only a sex case like you would want to bum a bronze statue of an eternal youth ER.
     
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  10. User Deleted

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    Beale gentlemans Club

    The Club occupies one floor and comprises the Members&#8217; Dining Room, Drawing Room, &#8220;Smoking&#8221; Room and Library, together with five meeting and private dining rooms, with capacity from four to six.

    Bedroom accommodation is situated on the roof and provides comfortable respite.

    Members enjoy a busy calendar of events including Club traditions such as the Burns Supper and St Andrew&#8217;s Day Dinner as well as visits to the opera, classical music evenings and other places of interest not normally open to the public, like private nurseries and morgues.

    The Club&#8217;s Societies include golfing, racing, shooting & fishing, bridge, snooker, and music, and regular luncheons are held with world-class guest speakers.
     
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  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    A "dad's room" is 4857467524776387436143 times more important than a shed. I have big plans of hiding somewhere (ideally in an attic or a room with terrace access) and xboxing/getting stoned/having a few beers/watching the footy/.... somewhere comfy.

    Luckily as I plan to move back to France, I won't live in a ****ty little rabbit hutch of a house like most peeps do in this country :)
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No porn? No strippers? No hookers? No pool table?
     
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  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    That sounds pretty gay.
     
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    Yeah. The statue, as per the script, would probably give you a knockback
     
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    its a gentlemans club, i can barely think of anything LESS gay.
     
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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    That's precisely what it is <ok>
    Wanted one for years - ****ing love it already.

    I was assuming I'd missed a euphomism for Thai rub n tug merchants in there.
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

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    right up your murky alley then ****face.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's the lack of pool table that really worries me.
     
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    ffs if i had a pool table you'd complain about lack of swimmin pool, and if i had that you'd find somethin else <doh>

    you sir, are a coward <ok>
     
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    Exactly - any man with a spare room big enough to hold a pool table who doesn't have one is quite obviously a wrong 'un.
     
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