What kind of shop does Pixie run?

On the contrary, it was a blinding success. The lads came along and joined in with some piss-taking suggestions for the type of shop that you run, and then we all went about our business. That what us lads do, mate.

Then you segments come along, after the Lord Mayor's show is well and truly over in order to try to **** on the parade, and then claim a victory, even though anyone who really mattered fcuked off long ago. It's hilarious!

 

Mate, the fact that you are still in denial about your dildo fingering wum **** up and that you think this thread has been a 'blinding success' for you, means that you are beyond hope.

Keep it up though, it's given the lads a right good laugh

 

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However, I am hopeful that I can get something out this evening.[/QUOTE]

Have you ever thought of reading your contributions through before posting? May I suggest pulling your finger out!

 

Stop.

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I am extremely busy at the moment. Unlike many of you, I have a life outside of this site. I appreciate that you are desperate to see my comical take the Lads vs you segments, but you will have to bear with me. Sorry.

 

Bear?

Are you Paddington you marmalade sandwich eating freaky talking hairy bisexual freak from Peru?

 

He's not from Peru.

 

Apart from when you're posting at 3am hoping nobody is around to kick your **** ups into touch

 

The meme of defeat. I knew it was only a matter of time before you posted that

 

@armchairblue

Pixie is going to be fuming that you liked my photoshop creation depicting Pixie in a straightjacket because he likes to pretend that no one finds it hilarious.

 

armchairblue was called out for liking a comment calling Islam a Cancer the other day.

You jizzing your pants over him liking your meme of defeat speaks volumes, I'm afraid.

 

Pixie has political ambitions

 

When I'm PM, I'll make sure that there is a dildo shop on every High St in the UK.
That way, HIAG will always have somewhere to relieve his twitchy fingers

 

I'd stick with the health food if i were you.

 

All the salacious talk by Pixie about sex shops and dildos is merely a distraction to hide the fact that he runs a very seedy grocery corner shop, the kind that always smells of stale piss and rotten fruit, and rips off OAPs by putting an extra 30p on the price of a small tin of beans.

Shameful.

 

I see nothing wrong with ripping off the old, they are going to be dead soon anyway, so they might as well give their money to me.

 

A true politician

 

A true politician doesn't discriminate on the basis of age, they just rip off everybody.

 

Like Jeremy would?