Hmm. Sounds a wee bit like the sort of guy who may be (in)famous for farmyard scenes. There's good money in it, though, so don't lose heart. (And some horses can be very pretty.)
That's a great one but how the **** was your street called Charlie? Or did you do it the other way round, if so, Admiral is a pretty **** name for a road If you switch mine round its 'Wormholt Tango' which is still pretty **** although it does sound like a gay dance.
Two animals got called "Suki", in fact, now that you come to mention it, Southsideblue: a dog and, at a later date, a chicken. The name was pronounced "sookey" - although I'm not sure this serves as any form of mitigation, to be fair. Jenthesaint - "Herbie Whitebeam" sounds promising. I'd be minded to watch a film with someone called Herbie Whitebeam starring in it.
i'll have to use that as my porn name then. it looks like the best career path for a graduate right now; student loan's slowly running out. keep googling "herbie whitebeam", im sure it'll turn up in some movies in the coming months.
Already googling, Jen, already googling.......can hardly wait. And a brilliant career choice for a graduate, if you don't mind my saying so. Your parents will be totally chuffed.