What is the worst pain in the history of man?

in the words of jason manford,

women say child birth is the worst pain in the world, yet go on to have more babies

how many men say I fanncy another kick in the nuts

 

True

Although if you tried to kick that fat **** Jason Manford on the balls, you probably wouldnt get your foot back

 

typical thick **** bloke comment. he's not the brightest bulb in the box.

what does a kick in the balls achieve? not much

suffering child birth gives you a baby

you can always elect to have a caesarian.

 

kidney stones or gastroenteritis

 

I had a tumor under my fingernail which was by far the most excruitating pain I have ever experienced. The pain was unreal. Far worse than the following which I have experienced first hand - broken arms, legs, fingers, dislocated patella and even snapping my achillies tendon.

I can see now why shoving bamboo under your fingernails is a form of torture - Christ that must be like watching Everton!

 

are the painters in?

he is a stand up comedian, making, you know, jokes

 

Ha Quality

 

Snapping the banjo

Paper Cut

Rupturing my Cruciate in my knee all bad ****

 

no.

i cant stand the man and his annoying teeth and of course the accent.

 

I wouldn't go so far as to call him a comedian and some of his jokes are almost as funny as Hepatitis.

 

Cop out

 

victoria beckham x 4

 

She's a twat anyway. Can you just opt for one on the NHS or do they only do it when you need one?

 

fair enough mate

cant say i like/listen to the fella (8 out of 10 cats aside)

just seemed appropriate

 

he is shoite i do admit

however I wouldnt call W a president but.......

 

How some of these guys get on TV is a mystery to me.

 

Its confusing ciaran. A family member had 2 kids via caesarian and was told any more would be dangerous. went on to have another one anyway but was warned.
VB having 4 seems to go against that

We have a kid who is disabled, caesarian was only an option if a threat to mum was high. The op itself is actually more dangerous for the baby than people think.

Mostly caesarians are seen as 'easier' by the nhs i understand, as things can be arranged and so clog up the system less
for celebs its more about knowing, vanity (as in a quick tuck to help with the flab), lack of pain and it doesnt fook up your doodaaa

 

casting couch?

 

i think if you really insist you can get them on the NHS. it is after all your birth

 

Letting a black, young hung thug have his way with you.