Worked in a petrol station when I was 18 in the summer before I went off to uni. Used to work 7am til 3pm and went out the night before a shift which ended up with me not going to bed. Got into work to find that I was the only one working so thought I would put out all the cones as if the station was refuelling and shut the whole place down and go and sleep in the back office. Boss came in an hour late (he apparently had messaged me to say he was running late but as I was not in a great state hadn't noticed) found me flat out in his chair in the office asleep and fired me. I was leaving a week or so later anyway so didn't give a ****.
At one off the old warehouses, we kidnapped this scroat that was pissing everyone off. Shrink wrapped him up, put him into a giant box, onto a pallet..I them lift it up to level 4,with a forklift and left the daft ****er there for hours.. He wasnt impressed.
