What is the biggest game?

Ha yeah. Noel will be stalking him if he's not careful.

 

Here we go...

Stan, just have a day off not606 and relax mate. Take your kids down the park or something

 

As i said fella, no need.

 

Is that you were doing between October and January?

 

He could always pretend to put me on ignore!

 

Remembering the months that someone was off the forum. Wow that's a definite meltdown. Poor chap.

 

He is having a pre match meltdown writing off his own side's chances v Arsenal. Typical fair weather plastix

 

Good to see that putting you on ignore had the desired effect. Not happy about it obviously.

 

To be fair, he hangs on my every word so what he says is probably accurate

 

I feel that I have got myself embroiled in something far bigger than my vent-dummy-metaphor high-jinx.

I just love the smell of the (imaginary) grease-paint, lads.

By the way, there's a light-bulb missing from the frame around my mirror. This dressing room isn't the best.

 

Please don't trigger another meltdown. Stan is much better since he got banned and warned by the mods to reign it in.

His previous iteration No One Famous was pretty unpleasant.

Stan is more 1980s student snide

 

fair enough, I'll leave it there. Poor chap.

 

Have you not seen these two when they're in full flow? It's like Dumb and Dumber.

CFC "He's having a meltdown mate"
Bluey "Yeah, meltdown mate"
CFC "He's really angry mate"
Bluey "Yeah, angry mate"
CFC "We've got to him mate"
Bluey "Yeah, got to him mate"
CFC "We've owned him mate"
Bluey "Yeah, owned him mate"
Ossie "Pikey nonce!"

 

No Bluey, you have to persevere or you'll never improve! Do you want to be CFC's bitch for the rest of your life?

 

That is quite a mundane act, Stan. What they need is a bit of variety. That's the reason why I invented myself a dummy - it's a great gimmick. I come out with all kinds of crap (as you know), and people blame the dummy! It's brilliant!

Bluey and CFC should try a bit of variety. May be some chain-saw juggling, or a clown.

 

They should bring Ossie into the act full time. It worked for Father Ted and Dougal.

 

Remember the episode where the three of them entered the Craggy Island talent contest, all dressed as Elvis? Ozzie would want them to go as Gary Glitter, which could be a little unpalatable for some audiences.

 

no more than usual, I assure you.

 

If you go by TV viewers its UTD V Liverpool

Old link but still..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...Barcelona-biggest-fixture-world-football.html