I'm literally crying with laughter I was out tonight with two friends for his 20th birthday. We came back a bit early, so we could go home and watch the Superbowl. They're having to explain everything to me, I don't understand what the aim of the game is in American Football! I mean FFS are you illiterate or something? I can spot like 4 mistakes in every sentence you write- and I've only spoken your language like 10 years. That means you sound like a perfect candidate to be on the Jeremy Kyle show. In fact- maybe that's where you met Mrs Ugly .. *ahem*. Mrs Duck. Mate, that's probably why you ended up with the wife you have. Lapras- don't follow his advice! Find a girl you like, treat her well, but act like you're not interested in her for a few weeks/couple of months. If she tries to contact you or asks to see you, then you're ready to ask her out. Alternatively, she may arrange something with one of your mutual female friends, and ask her to ask you out with them. (what Amanda did with me lol!) She admitted she had after like a year .. she got Linn Jorum Sulland, probably Norway's best handball player in terms of playing the game, who we were both friends with, to do it. I don't know if getting friends to do things like that is something more for teenagers, but you never know, Lapras! As a result, (Linn Jorum Sulland is on the right.) One happy couple, now of three years. I'm sure Ducky treats his girl like somethign out of Fifty Shades of Grey! ..
I'll tell you what, why don't you butt out and let people decide for themselves. That's the problem with this board and the reason there's only a Handful of posters, poor moderation. Its not for you to decide who is a wum or what is worthy of a reply, but the posters. There is an ignore button or they could not reply. Healthy debate and disagreement should be part of any forum. Mods should police offensive and libellous posts, not decide the content based on who you support.
The problem is, 90% of girls I meet already have boyfriends. Le sigh. One girl in particular, I met a while ago at work and she's lovely and kind and beautiful, and we get on really well and I reckon if she was single, I might not be. Then again, she could be out of my league. That was a while ago so I've accepted it now. More recently, one of the few single girls I know friend-zoned me. Still hoping she may change her mind, but I'm not counting on it. And then of course there is the awfulness that is online dating (or websites full of people who lack basic manners and courtesy)
You really need to catch onto yourself and leave the good mrs duck out of this, I may be a dinosaur but disrespecting a mans wife is not on. You're just a nipper, I've got trousers that are older than you, when you get a bit older you'll understand women more. They love blokes who don't give a shiny shiete about them. When you've been married a few more years come back and give me a lecture on marrige, until then stick to sending off 14 year olds. American football is right up your street ,you should try refereeing that. Its very black and white, no discretion at all. Perfect for a jobsworth. Decent cheerleaders as well, have a quick gander when the mrs nips in the kitchen to make you and your mate a sandwich and get you a beer
Ha! Nice try, but it doesn't work on me! If you don't like it go somewhere else. This is the Pompey forum and we are Pompey fans and therefore far more important than you and your endless attempts to cause trouble on here. If I choose to delete you, it's not because you are a Southampton fan but because you are a wum, which you know full well you are, as do I. How many times now have you tried to start it off, every time Pompey have a home game, posting the same crap about what the crowd figure was? Well into double figures by now. I'm not bothered either, if you go running off crying again on the Southampton board, that we are all picking on you, like you did before. Keep on winding people up on here and I'll ban you simple as that. That clear enough for you?
Ha! Nice try, but it doesn't work on me! If you don't like it go somewhere else. This is the Pompey forum and we are Pompey fans and therefore far more important than you and your endless attempts to cause trouble on here. If I choose to delete you, it's not because you are a Southampton fan but because you are a wum, which you know full well you are, as do I. How many times now have you tried to start it off, every time Pompey have a home game, posting the same crap about what the crowd figure was? Well into double figures by now. I'm not bothered either, if you go running off crying again on the Southampton board, that we are all picking on you, like you did before. Keep on winding people up on here and I'll ban you simple as that. That clear enough for you?
Come on, don't let it get you down. Nobodies out of anyones league. Look around there's plenty of fit chicks with ordinary blokes. Some of the best pullers I've known have been average Joe's. I find most women smell desperation a mile off and also don't like needy men. Being a skate harms your chances somewhat, but there's someone for everyone (and tommys love was Becky)
I'm not married .. only boyfriend/girlfriend ?? Anyway, maybe the ugly ones do Ducky, but I guarantee you any good looking girl loves to have a bit of affection from a guy who cares for her- but who acts like he is not interested in being more than friends. If you do it right, you make her be the one who then pretty much arranges to meet up with you through other people so she can meet you and let you know she's interested in you, and then boom, you can ask her out. Simple If your Mrs looks like that- I'm not surprised you perv on other people. I'm sure perving on Susan Boyle is an imprvement for you Sorry mate, Ducky. Couldn't resist
You take yourself way too seriously pal. There's about 6 of you post on here, get over yourself its hardly a buzzing forum. You're obviously upset as you've posted it twice. I think I'll retire to the saints board for a bit, my pompey mates can join me there.
Has this thread turned into a dating advice site? Whilst kind of on the subject in this thread, I'm on the hunt for a nice girl as well. I seem to attract the ones I'm not attracted to. Sounds superficial of me but I don't thing you should put the in work for a girl you simply don't fancy. Both parties usually end up hurting. Been I while since I've had a girlfriend now. **** me I'm getting soppy. Beer, guns, football, chainsaws.
I've got to go now, not only is pm going to ban me, but I'm starting to think Stewie is ok. I must have a spell away to allow my prejudices against, refs,nippers,jobsworths and pompey fans to recharge themselves.
Well, I don't actually buy into this league rubbish, I mean the girl in question I did ask out before I found out she had a boyfriend so I didn't let the possibility that she may be out of my league stop me stop me. I try to act cool most of the time. and I think I'm fairly good at that, as for neediness, well I don't think I'm needy. With regards to keeping in contact for example, I don't expect to hear from them every hour of every day. If I were to have a distance relationship, I'd be happy just to meet up every other week depending on whether she lives. Like I had a brummie girl friend and we'd meet up about once or twice a month, so I wouldn't say I'm needy either. But I must say, Lord Duckhunter, it's much better when you're making sensible posts like the one I quoted You and me both bro. The thing is, I know I'd make a good boyfriend if someone gave me a chance.
What the hell does that mean ?? The fact I'm not going to own you every post anymore is meaning your WUM levels have nothing to feed off ?? I can see your WUM levels are running on empty- you just called me "Stewie" .. Alright, catch ya later mate. Goodbye, and good riddance, your Royal Highness Duck
Whats going on? Another decent post... The answer to your question is clear, when you dont particlary like a chick and "dont put the work in" , they lap it up. When you like one you try too hard and that comes over as desperate. Try reverse tactics, dont put the work in with the next fitty. Good dating guys, Ducky
And if you follow Ducky's advice, you end up with a wife like old 'Arry, and Ducky's wife. Mind you, Ducky's wife makes makes Sandra Redknapp look like Cheryl Cole or something ..
Tell you what LD, when you lay off the wumming and trying to provoke people and all the insults, you can be pretty funny, but you have something in you that likes to hurt other people's feelings sometimes. Worst part is when someone does it back to you, you can't take it and get even more offensive. So perhaps a good long rest from the Pompey board is the best idea you've had all night.
This thread has genuinly turned into a relashonship councilling session. I like it. Some good advice from all angles. Be nice to girls, be cool with them, be yourself. Just to please you ducky next time I see the girl I'm hunting for, I'll be ****in orrible to her. That way i'm a well on my way right?
