If PL Stewie did ref a Ladies game PL then at least you would know he wasn't ogling the players as he would be thinking of how many English pound notes he was going to get and his next game. As regards to The Lord just watching ladies football for the view, then I see nothing wrong in that, my better half used to play for Bristol Rovers ladies team and as much as I admired their silky skills, one could not help but enjoy the landscape. Of course as she is a black belt in Judo I would only give my view on their performance after the game.
Just to clarify - I am a fan of Gillingham ( please don't laugh as we may be meeting next season - if Portsmouth do not get relegated ).
Wooperts_Duck thanks for your incisive message - calling me a wum ! I had a huge laugh when I saw that I have lost all my rep points and now have a long band of red cards under my username ( was one of them from P_L ? ) - I really do not give a damn about such childish 'awards'. You must be really sad to convey such sentiment towards somebody who dared to suggest that a 'punishment' towards a dad was over the top. Oh - by the way - thank you for your in depth thoughts on the subject. Perhaps you'd like to see the death penalty returned - shall we start with anyone dropping a sweet wrapper ? Lord Duckhunter - forget it mate - go and watch some grass grow ( not on P_L's pitch ) - you'll have a better time !
Crikey this thread's attracted a lot of WUMS (obviously not you alwaysright) And er, for the record- I don't want to ever. ever meet someone like Señor Ducky in my life. Stay well away from London. You sound like a right pervy old git .. I don't think I'll ever have to worry about that anyway, what with that brand new keyboard you bought, to entertain you for the next 10 years .. Women's handball gets about 8,000 people for home club games, and 20,000 for internationals. Everyone in Norway goes for the sport, like Lapras. Not to please the dirty minded pervs like Señor Ducky. And that's even with the girls in Norway looking much better than the UK girls lol. Señor has gone like 2 posts without mentioning the word "jobsworth". I guess the next one definitely will ..
Alright maybe I was a bit harsh on her! She is very good. She sung in Norwegian for the first time a couple of weeks ago .. http://www.tv2.no/underholdning/hvergangvimotes/her-synger-lene-marlin-paa-norsk-3978112.html Singing everytime we meet ..
"Stay well away from London" who are you Dick Whittington? The first bit maybe, but don't think you're Lord mayor of London, I bet you don't even have a pussy. Talking of which anyone who watches chicks playing sport and claims they are not looking at the totty is either a liar or bats for the other side.
At havant watching the football, the ref's a male so there may be an opportunity for p_l! And of course he doesn't have a pussy ducky, he's male #humanbiologyfail
I would!!!!!! I wouldn't mind trying out her ball handling skills. Jobsworth , I bet you would like to send her for an early bath.
Oh fu## off mate! You frikin disgust me. You're such a filthy dirty bastard! I'm sure she'd puke at the sight of you .. Sometimes, I fell very sorry for Mrs. Senor Duck .. Then I remember she's: View attachment 21180 EDIT: I'm rather pleased the image of her came out with just "Attachment" until you click on it, or else people might have to look at Mr Duck's ugly wife I don't know, depends on whoever Dick Whittington is It's a bit ironic, don't you think Senor Duck- you call me some guy name Dick, then say I have a pussy or something. I mean what the fu## .. ?? Maybe they're there to watch the sport, like Lapras. The filthy people like you give them a bad name/make them look bad, as a result of people like yourself.
I don't deny that I can certainly recognise the physical attractiveness of some of the players as I'm neither gay nor asexual, however when it comes to deciding to watch a match, that isn't even remotely a reason for choosing to watch them. It's like I'm sure some of your Southampton female contingent (which is failry big) on the Southampton board might appreciate the attractiveness of some of the Southampton players, like Gaston Ramirez for example, but they don't go to games to oggle at Ramirez and co. I suppose you're the type of person who thinks a guy cannot recognise the physical attractiveness of another guy without being gay?
Certainly there are women who find men running round in their shorts attractive and they go for the match rather than to look at the blokes (including some of the hunks in the Kingsland), but that is my point. They enjoy football, want to watch a game and have the added benefit of a bit of perving. With womens football the sole reason for going is the looking at sweaty chicks part. Who on earth would want to watch that rubbish, they just can not play, the keepers are piss poor, and its pretty boring, watching chicks run around is the enjoyment,not the game. Take athletics,I quite like it, so seeing Jessica Ennis arse adds to the enjoyment. I watch to see the race and her arse, if she was a women footballer I would watch just to see her arse. Do you understand the difference. I have yet to look at a man and and think, he's got a nice body, but im not judging you, each to their own. Maybe Norway's Dick Whittington has a view on it, he seems to be the judging kind.
Personally, I base my opinion on someone's attractiveness on their face, rather than their body. Why am I not surprised to hear such derogatory comments towards women's football from you Ducky? Have you ever watched any games? Some of the players are certainly very skillful, particularly the top players like Kelly Smith and some of the games are very enjoyable. Like Japan v Sweden in the Olympics, two of the top countries fighting, lots of sweeping attacking moves and brilliant defending. Most exciting 0-0 I'd ever seen perhaps. Furthermore, if you have some kind of emotional connection to the team, then you'll have a reason to enjoy the game if your team scores or wins or whatever. Take Portsmouth today, because they're Portsmouth, I have a kind of emotional connection to the team and want them to do well which meant I enjoyed seeing them win. If someone has that connection, then chances are they'll want them to do well and will enjoy it when they do. If you have that connection, then the quality doesn't necessarily matter. You still supported Southampton when they were ****, after all?
The only emotional attachment id have with any womens team would be which had the fittest chicks. It's not really a sport anymore than mens netball would be. I watched a couple of games in fla whilst working a few years ago and it was shocking, also watched some of womens FA cup final, and that was a joke particularly the goal keeping. Its just that a load of feminists decided that because men played chicks had to. My daughter played for the school and half of them stood round talking rather than tackling, though pompey jobsworth would have booked about 6 of them, had be been ref. There are things women can't do and football is one of them. If they want to play mens sports they should stick to golf,athletics,tennis and beach volley ball. They should also stop complaining about men just turning up to perv st them, if they're going to wear shorts what do they expect, us to close our eyes. They should take it as a compliant, if a load of groupies turned up to watch my 5 a side team, I wouldn't start moaning about it.
Well you're a sad and incredibly shallow individual then. Oh my good grief! Get out of the 1920s you dinosaur! I've said it dozens of time about people who complain about the lack of quality in women's football but I'll say it again, women's football in this country is fairly young. Clubs are only about 10-20 years old, compared that to the many men's clubs which are 100 years old or more. The pool of women players is far smaller than the pool of men players which means women's football doesn't have a great amount of strength in depth. Due to the fact that only recently players in this country have started getting paid, many players who were great at school would no doubt drop out because there's no career in women's football. That is of course, going to affect the quality of the game. With the formation of the WSL, that's starting to change. Women's football is different to men's football but that doesn't make it inherently worse. To say it isn't a sport is incredibly narrow-minded and reeks of misogynistic pettiness. The fact that you list beach volley ball as one of the few sports women should play (no doubt due to the lack of clothing involved, funny how you don't mention regular volleyball) just shows what a sexist neanderthal you are. And there's a difference between looking at a women and leering at them, you would no doubt do the latter.
You just don't seem to get it, do you? Women are shocking at a lot of sports, football being one. They are just not built for it, can't get to grips with it, its something in their make up. With women in sport its not just about their build. Look at golf, yes they can't drive as far as men, but even low figure handicapers short game, suffers in comparison to similar handicap men players. I bet you any money a 5 handicap women player won't putt or chip as well as a 5 handicap man. Same with darts, no physical strength needed but they're pretty shiete at it. Womens football is useless and will be in 100 years time. I reckon the local dog and duck eleven would beat any professional womens outfit. Feminism has a lot to answer to. I like chicks as much as the next man, but keep them off our pitches unless its in a "nuts magazine" sort of way
Right, tell me how many women's football games you've actually watched? Yes, women might not have the physicality of men, but women's football is more about technique, at least in the upper levels and the best men's football is more about skill rather than physicality. It's the British obsession with physicality why we suck so badly on the international stage. Okay, it might not be as high quality as men's football but comparing men's football to women's football is not a fair comparison to make. FFS, that's such complete BS, I'm not saying the best women's teams can compete with the premier league but to say they could be beaten by a pub outfit is both wrong and completely disrespectful. Plus, men playing women wouldn't happen and shouldn't happen unless maybe in some kind of exhibition match. Give me a feminist over a neanderthal like you any day of the week. I've never read nuts nor do I ever intend to. The same with zoo and all that other ****. It's appeals to basest of male instincts and is quite trashy, based on a dated stereotype of masculinity. No thank you.
God, its like a lib/dem conference on this board, all political correctness and wimens rights gone mad. What with that and the Norwegian jobsworth, no wonder the boards so quiet, where is he anyway, I bet he's out on his neighbourhood watch patrol or issuing parking tickets. I may seem like a dinosaur to you , but chicks seem to like being treated in the old fashioned way, treat em mean, keep em keen. Its kept me happily married for many years and kept mrs duck on her toes. How did I meet her,I was her boss and used my position to take advantage of her. In your "right on" world, that's not the done thing. Same with chicks in football, if you're making out you're really into the game to try and get a piece of ass, then that's great, fair play that's a decent pulling tactic, but don't make out to a group of blokes that you actually enjoy the game.
I'd say I've never voted Lib Dem but I just remembered, I put the lib dem candidate as my second choice in the last election. But for first choices I've gone Conservative, Conservative, Conservative, Independent Tbh, in my experience it does seem the worse you treat a girl, the more interested they are in you. Maybe on online dating sites if I message someone I shouldn't make an effort to ask questions to get to know them based on their profile and highlight common interests but rather say something..... 'mean' to get them 'keen'. Hmmmm. I do genuinely enjoy the game though. I do enjoy football whatever level it is, I've watched games in the Wessex League, games in the Conference South, even with teams I don't have an emotional connection to, it can still be good fun. I've watched Ipswich play against Burnley and other teams, as my friend's an Ipswich fan, but still enjoyed it. So yes, I do enjoy the game of women's football. I don't consider it as a way to get laid or pull. If I met someone as a result of attending a women's football game with whom I have a connection with and that leads to a relationship, then fantastic. However, that's not the reason I go to games. And tbh, as I'm single and certainly looking, I could say that about watching Portsmouth men or going to the gym or whatever, but I don't go to them for that reason.
Guys. ducky is on the wum trail. He is analysing what ever floats your boat. Then disagreeing with you in the hope to get a reaction, which he thrives on. A bully in the worst sense that he's most likely too much of a coward to be the same face to face. My advice is to ignore the idiot.
