What Is It About Women?

You're doing it wrong.

Sleepy sexy durty minging hingoot sex is as good as it gets.

As I recall.

 

You've such a way with words, Gambol.

 

It's my inner chakra.

 

That sounds like a soft bowel movement.

 

With nuts.

 

That'd be jaggy coming out.

 

No ma business, doll.

I plant it.

 

And leave some poor ****er to clean it up? Yeah, I got that bit.

 

Baby, don't dial me if ye canny deal with me.



I made maself laugh at the crap I write

 

Did you get that out a Christmas cracker

 

Fud.

 

You never responded to my comment re your article on here, ya big woofter.

 

Not yet. Whit ye doin Saturday.

 

**** you smelly flaps.

 

A bit of this and that...why, what you doing?

 

How can anyone not love you?

 

My mum and my daughter love me.

That is all I need.

 

You had a child with your mum?

EDIT: Your mums still alive?

 

Jesus loves you too xx

 

**** sake