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  1. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I get Toby as the weasel but who is the woodpecker??
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Stoatin idea <ok>
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    not for this nutkins fan
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Anyone who's popular.
     
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  5. User Deleted

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    Beale then
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    <doh>
     
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  7. Patience

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    Green Woodpecker
    Weight: 180-220 g (6½-8 oz)

    Weasel
    Weight:
    A male's weight ranges from 1.5 to 8.75 pounds. A female's weight ranges from 0.8 to 4.3 pounds.

    Photo is FAKE!
     
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  8. Toby

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    It's more complicated than that, regional variances in size, age of the weasel, health of the weasel, if the weasel's had a **** recently or not.

    A small make weasel weighs approx 3x more than an adult kingfisher, and stoats are bigger than weasels.
     
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  9. Patience

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    **** off, Toby. It's fake.

    Jip, lock the thread.
     
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  10. ERINBLACK

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    **** off you stupid ****.
     
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  11. Toby

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    It could be a young weasel?
     
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  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Nope.

    <party>
     
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  13. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Get ****ed, seriously get ****ed.
     
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  14. Patience

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    I'm in no doubt about it that it is a fully grown weasel mounted on the back of a mutant woodpecker that is abnormally large due to the pollution and radioactive particles in the air that infect all of London.

    Case Closed.
     
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  15. Toby

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    Nah, am alright thanks <ok>

    o_O
     
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  16. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Feared what?
     
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  17. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    The worst <ok>
     
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  18. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Another woodpecker with a weasel on its back...

    please log in to view this image


    ...can't confirm if this is genuine or not.
     
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  19. ERINBLACK

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    <laugh>

    Looks very realistic to me.
     
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  20. Mick O'Toon

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    <laugh>
     
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