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What if your kids didn't want to support Newcastle?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by I want curly hair too, Aug 20, 2011.

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  1. DuD

    DuD Active Member

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    Just got back from a wedding party a few hours ago, it was in Washington and loads of Sunderland fans about.

    Everyone was dancing while I was sitting at a table with me family. Of course, due to the result beforehand, I already griefed all my Sunderland supporting relatives (Including the groom) but then something happened. Whilst everyone was dancing, the DJ decided to play Daydream Believer... this was my chance.
    I quietly waited for the chorus, sitting at the table and as soon the chorus came around I jumped out of the chair, arms in the air and roared "Cheer up Stevie Bruce, etc"

    Me mackem cousin turned around, realised what I was doing and retaliated with a "Cheer up Alan Shearer, etc". This created a strange opposing melody.
    What a night. <laugh>
     
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    DuD, Aug 21, 2011
  2. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Not being from Newcastle and knowing the dicky way gloryhunting supporters act like in school here it could be a challenging task to keep him on the straight and narrow.

    Will try my best though
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Aug 21, 2011
  3. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Christ: if any of my kids ever even hinted that they liked anything about Newcastle I would be devestated...Luckily I have been blessed with decent children...
     
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    MrRAWhite, Aug 21, 2011
  4. any_obrien

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    no doubt when they're older they'll have a few nights out in our vibrant city and fly off from our airport though
     
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    any_obrien, Aug 21, 2011
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    Will never happen. They will all be Toon fans.
     
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    captainmycaptain, Aug 21, 2011
  6. Agent Bruce

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    Maybe they'll be like their pa and remain teetotal homebirds.
     
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    I don't want children.

    But my cousin has just had a kid (today, actually) and his dad supports Man U and his mum supports Leeds <yikes> Be a lot of fighting for who their kid supports in that house!

    As we speak, I'm searching for Newcastle baby shirts on the internet, so I can get in there first!

    My other cousin has two kids and they both support bloody Villa 'cause of their dad <grr> (who is a complete dickhead by the way, so it's fitting really...)
     
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    Had a new Toon baby shirt, gave it to a Charity shop in the Toon.
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    A new War of the Roses.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Aug 21, 2011
  10. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I can't have kids.

    When I was little I admired a red and white car driving down our road and my old man promptly lashed me in the bollocks with devastating affect, I also struggle to fasten a tie because of the two lumps in my neck.
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    I see you were brought up the right way!
     
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    Agent Bruce, Aug 21, 2011
  12. TheLittleGeordie

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    My dad has always been a Tottenham fan and was delighted when I started supporting Newcastle. I'm begining to think that that was the whole reason we moved there.
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Aug 21, 2011
  13. Agent Bruce

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    Thought you'd be a Hereford fan these days.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Aug 21, 2011
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    He has simply failed as a father.
     
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    NufcBano, Aug 21, 2011
  15. Shakhtar

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    Its up to the child, not the dad. If I have kids, they have the choice.... Shakhtar or Newcastle. Anything else and i'll send them to Afghanistan
     
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    Shakhtar, Aug 21, 2011
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    I would put my kids up for adoption but fortunatly my oldest doesnt like footy and has left home and my youngest supports NUFC
    so hes welcome to stay in my home
     
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    Yohan Cabaye, Aug 21, 2011
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