Here is an input into how I see people on here. I have also included a suicide rating, 0 being less likely, 5 being a cert. Dev - Loves to solve a mystery and a bit of investigation work. Has major anger issues, crap facial hair and a big ol baldy dome. Can picture him taking statements from family members about who left the toothpaste lid of the tube. Hates naughty words so much that he denounced religion after hearing a few of them. Suicide rating; Stereo - To quote the theatrical environmental consultant from Edinburgh "God. I love the theatre." In a marriage for convenience, his partner obviously wears the trousers and forbids him from participating in any lads stuff like drinkin booze, eating meat (steady) and going to the football. Suicide rating; Tina - An old grotesque thing that looks like the lovechild of Lou Ferringo and the Indian from one flew over the cuckoos nest . Obviously has been ****ed over by many men in her lifetime and now that she is gettin menopausal she tries to relive her youth by coming on to a forum to talk to younger blokes about football. Just remember if you wouldn’t go on a waterslide with no water then you certainly wouldn’t stick it up Tina. Suicide rating; BillyBhoyBrit – Andy Townsend like character. Tries way too hard to convince people he’s Irish and not a cockney boy. Will never live down his “African’s don’t know how to use condoms” comment. Suicide rating;
Venom / biggusdiccus â Can never tell the difference between them. Thatâs about it. Suicide rating; Monacoger â A sophisticated gent. I picture him like a James Bond type character swaggering into the casinos putting lots of money down and leaving with bags of cash and women. Suicide rating; Pud â Big cuddly fella with a dodgy eye, very good with kids and is very charitable. Suicide rating; Ciaran â Despite our polar opposite political leanings, heâs not a bad lad. He definitely does NOT suit the skinny jeans look though. Suicide rating; Beale â Not a bad fella too. His personality certainly changed when his picture came out. Amazing glasses. Suicide rating; (+ 2 if Kirsten leaves) Gambol â Gent Suicide rating; Edge â Gent Suicide rating; Trevor â Gent Suicide rating;
Toby – I'm genuinely worry about this chap. He supposedly takes a lot of drugs and it shows most of the time on here. I’m giving him a 5 suicide rating on here as I rarely hear him being happy and that’s why I think we should all go out of our way to make him feel loved. Love ya Tobes. Suicide rating;
