What I Think About Some Of You

I've been asked, pestered actually, to say a wee sentence about what I think of some of the posters on here.

I'm very reluctant to do so as I genuinely don't like to hurt peoples feelings.

But here goes - here's the impression I have of some of you....nae offence.


Venom - Far too educated for his own good. He intimidates people with his expansive venacular (me) and his rapey ways are rather unnerving. I genuinely believe he could be a danger to society in the future.

Gambol - Can only describe you as a bit of a lounge lizard. You're out for all you can get. I believe you've had your heart ripped out and trampled on and won't ever let anyone close to you again. The lounge lizardy thing is a self preservation mechanism in your case, in my opinion.

Saints - You're so very young. You care very much about labels (designer) and what people think of you. You're not a typical man's man, you're very much in touch with your feminine side. That doesn't mean I think you're gay btw lol

ST - Like Saints, you're not afraid to embrace your feminine side. You're a very well learned man, a dog with a bone when you're in the mood, very opinionated and you hate the huns. You're very patriotic. You've mellowed a wee bit recently.

Pud - Thinks he's a big chief, but he's not. He's like the smelly kid in the playground who's been given the dusters to bang off a wall to make him feel better about himself. He makes stuff up about fancy holidays but we all know the cut of his jib. He's a fantasist with very small balls. And no garden shed.

UN - Just doesn't give a **** about anything or anyone.

 

Translated from Wimmen talk

Venom: Potential Rapist

Gambol: De Facto Rapist

Saints: Potential Gayboy

ST: Definite Gayboy

 

Wait, is she saying am a dumbass?

 

At least I'm not gonna be a danger to the public!

 

****ebag!

 

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Tina - Fat bigoted cow, ugly and old, this skank WILL die alone.

 

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Venom - Raped as a young bhoy, flashbacks are becoming more and more common, matter of time before he rapes and kills.

 

Aye and you're first on the list.

Bummed to death by a speccy

 

Na just to your parents when you hit puberty.

Not half

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he'd love that.

 

ST - Absolutely choking for me to ghape his loose fartshaft. Tiring of having to scour bushes looking for acorns to eat. Almost certain to die this winter.

 

No bad otherwise.

 

Venom squeals like a pig.

I was obviously far too complex for Tina to work out.

 

ER - Sensitive and kind, the jewel of old Aberdeen. One day he will make some young filly a very happy woman.

 

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I'm adding to the OP when I can be bothered.

 

Aw shucks buddy.

I love you too.

 

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