The Last Jedi. We spent loads of money. The pictures all looked very nice. The self promotion was absolutely flawless. But in reality it was a leaderless clusterfuck of manure.
Cliffhanger. And just like any decent action movie we'll survive through to the end despite the odds and more than a few scares en route. PS. For one night only Everton are Dambusters. A plucky band of heroes who've been sent into another country to demolish a key piece of infrastructure.
Slow and avoidable disaster we could see from a mile out but don't seem to be able to stop. Was going to say one of the Speed movies but then remembered the father Ted parody episode. Think that suits us best. Hollywood blockbuster might be pushing it though.