Off Topic What have you asked Santa for?

Hair colour?

 

Brunette

Why you ask are we on to the same scent ?

This means one of us could have broken the rules of female engagement

 

Just wondering if you has joined my red head club or not.

Do you think she will blow like a Dyson rimmed with vaseline though?

 

you never know but she's going to be tasting what she had for her last meal again