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What have the Americans ever given us?

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Thus Spake Zarathustra, Oct 2, 2012.

  1. RogerisontheHunt

    RogerisontheHunt Well-Known Member

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    Coca Cola.

    They might be an evil corporation but by god do they make a tasty addictive drink
     
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  2. Noblelox

    Noblelox Well-Known Member

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    I want to hijack this thread, and address our American brethren directly.....

    Why the **** isn't the Presidential election a one horse race landslide? How on earth can there even be one blithering moron, stupid enough to vote for a feckless ****** like Romney? You only need 0.8 seconds of looking at him to know in your soul of souls that this spanner is a clueless imbecile of the highest calibre, without a single saving grace, or a pair of brain cells to rub together.

    Is America so rotten to the core that there are people so stupid and/or selfish to think this man actually offers anything positive for the country?
     
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  3. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    We were supposed to be leaving politics out of this... but since you mention it, these people voted Dubya in twice. Twice. ****ing twice!

    But talking about shaggable Yanks... Sarah Palin. I would too, but I wouldn't feel good about it afterwards.

    Btw, Betty Rubble the cartoon, not Rosie O'Donnell. Utter travesty she got to play a cartoon godess, like getting MirandaHart to play Jessica Rabbit.
     
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  4. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Noble has got a valid point as have you donga, G Dubya and Romney are America's equivalent of the UK Conservatives, lets hope Obama gets a 2nd term.<ok>
     
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  5. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    A more light hearted, but just as serious way of putting it, who would vote for some one who believes in magic underwear or doesn't understand why you cant open windows on airplanes.

    At the end of the day it won't matter as our government is controlled by major corporations. Once he government is being run by the people elected into their positions and not the people pouring money into the politicians bank accounts we might actually see some positive change. Until then, there's still alcohol. <cheers>
     
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  6. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Thing is Mano Noble wasn't talking about what you said, he was talking about how you American's see a ******ed stuttering twat like Romney and still put an X next to his name, the twat looks demented and when he ominously finished proceedings with "if i'm elected president i will strengthen America's military might" it was like he said get your hard hats on in Tehran and Pyongyang and prepare for WWIII.
     
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  7. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    Because he's not black.
     
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  8. Terror ball

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    A good ****ing laugh at Liverpool.
     
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  9. BringBackfootie

    BringBackfootie New Member

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    He's no worse than Bush, although he wasn't exactly voted in was he :)

    Unfortunately Romney represents a large portion of the population, and god bless em, most who vote republican have no idea what is actually going on in the world.

    Rigged anyways <ok> Two party system is almost as bad as a one party system. Anyways, politics is an illusion of choice created by the romans. If we think we have a choice we won't get up in arms, no longer are they afraid of the mob though these days.
     
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  10. Diadora Barnes storm

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    To be fair Romney tore Obama a new one on the presidential candidate debate, or rather Obama beat himself by not turning up....he did a Downing.
     
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  11. Diadora Barnes storm

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    Also the Americans gave us Blues, Soul, Funk, House music & disco.
     
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  12. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Bollocks to coca cola. Can feel your teeth dissolve as you drink it

    Dr Pepper. The misunderstood stuff <ok>

    Got a shop near me that sell Yank drinks. Cherry Dr Pepper. Class.
     
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  13. UnitedinRed

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    Americans gave us house music, real house music not this bass ****e that claiming to be house music now but is really dubstep and is dire.

    House music evolved into all the music I love and some I hate <ok>
     
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