What has 4 legs and goes woof?

Looks like Celtic park a wee bit

That's full of roasters tae

 

Ma pops was almost on it, lost a few pals. Sad times.

Working offshore's never appealed to me though, just seems like a **** existence that only homosexuals and asocial quasi-intellectuals would like.

Obviously, my dad was a ****.

 

^^^

Close but no cigar.

 

Not very nice. I'd have been 4 and left with no daddy.

Beginning to think you're a rather nasty person, Paul.

 

I actually know someone whose father was killed on it. Not seen him for years though, he became a crackheid.

 

MD?

 

That compen will **** you up man.