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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by bradymk2, Jan 10, 2023.

  1. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Once there's a fire in my loins there's a big freeze in my brain...
     
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  2. Baldrick's Cunning Plan

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    We Lie about Any Car
     
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  3. Baldrick's Cunning Plan

    Baldrick's Cunning Plan Well-Known Member

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    For a laugh, try selling a car to We Lie About Any Car. Has anyone ever been paid the quote given?
     
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  4. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    When they first started years ago, my uncles ex sold her 3 year old car to them for £1600 when he was out at work. <laugh>
     
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  5. Baldrick's Cunning Plan

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    The problem is it was probably worth £3,000. They pick petty little faults like a bit of rust around the petrol filler cap. A good job he didn't bother looking at the £400 worth of welding around the sills. It was just a backup for shopping. When they send it to auction it'll be a perfect buy for Fred Flinstone.
     
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  6. TwoWrights

    TwoWrights Well-Known Member

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    Is Ric extinct? He seems to be missing in action. :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  7. augustatiger

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    Not depressing clutch far enough
     
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  8. Sumatran_Tiger

    Sumatran_Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Do car parts have mental health challenges?
     
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  9. balkan tiger

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    Telling it you wish you had bought an automatic.
     
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  10. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Bar staff who don’t actually want to serve you
    ****s me right off
    Or deliberately doesn’t give the right drink out

    it’s a gin and tonic you lazy bint stick a slice of lemon in it
     
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  11. Cityzen

    Cityzen Well-Known Member

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    A slice of lime you heathen.
     
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  12. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Nope I prefer lemon

    now and again a lime depending on the gin

    had a tanq 10 with pink grapefruit the other day and the lazy cow forgot it then pretended they didn’t have any
    I said that’s funny I’ve had two already and they had it in them!!
     
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  13. Cityzen

    Cityzen Well-Known Member

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    Yep.
     
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  14. AlRawdah

    AlRawdah Well-Known Member

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    Lemon for gin, lime for rum. FFS.
     
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  15. TwoWrights

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    Gin, useful for cleaning jewelry, and the favoured 'drink' of ponces and screaming banshees. :emoticon-0111-blush



    The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
     
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  16. Cityzen

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    **** all in rum FFS. That is proper dark rim.
     
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  17. eimaj

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    I once ordered a rum and coke in York and the bartender persuaded me to get a rum and ginger ale instead. What a clusterfuck that turned out to be.
     
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  18. Sumatran_Tiger

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    I think you need to select English (Traditional), not English (Simplified)
    ;)
     
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  19. rovertiger

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    Rum and Black if you really need to spoil the Rum.
     
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  20. Cityzen

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