People who say 'Slur Alex' and such like, and KPR's obsession with Utd (which went from bizarre to funny to sad), both of which make it more difficult to stop every thread turning into a Utd/Liverpool slanging match. Both very childish. People who tell stories about a big night out and the big story is that they got very drunk. Well done, you are over 18 and can legally buy booze, how about you tell us an entertaining story! Maybe get ketted off your face and wake up on a narrow boat or something similar that we can actually laugh at!
Well I'm going to continue refering to Baconface as Slur Exlax as long as Yernited fans keep refering to Kenny Dalglish as Dogleash and Queen Benny.
Is there a limit on what gets on your tits..... A few of mine Wenger, never sees sod all exept when he is hard done by Man City/Barcas "transfer" approach Gary Neville Ryan Giggs Jimmy Bullard (Hull City reason) Phil Brown (self obsessed nob) Ian Holloway (your not a funny genuis, just a tit) Neil Warnock (whinging tit, "its rafas fault we were relegated", no, you didnt win enough games) Players surrounding ref Bottleless refs Andy Gray Most commentators Divers
It wasn't ketamine, but it was a cocktail and I did end up on a narrow boat. And that's the truth - Bridhewater canal in Stockton Heath.
Other things that grind my gears. David Beckham. Man United fans that won't admit Best was a pisshead. Man United fans that won't admit Ferguson had 17 failed attempts in Europe.
People who say, "Stats don't tell you everything" when they have no stats to back up their argument. "Hodgson is a nice guy." Still having to defend Rafa over a year after he left. People who get the heebeejeebees at the mention of Aquilani and Premier League defenders, like he's got some bone disease.
Saying "United" like there is only one team with that in their name. Hearing that a player was clever when he dove, instead of calling it what it really is The transfer window
Sam Allerdyce...Fat, overated tw4t..found his level in the championship. Sky's unrelenting United bias, do these tools not realise 80% of fans in this country would rather shag Jordan than support United. The media building up England, we fail more times than a 16 year old lad trying to put on a rubber.
