I remember in Spain somebody behind me piled my shopping on top of each other just so she could start squeezing hers onto the conveyor belt. I was gobsmacked but didnt kick up a stink in case in Spain it was a perfectly natural thing to do and part of their culture to be incredibly rude.
I think you need to change supermarkets mate, sounds like a right **** hole. You should come up north and try going into any Aldi, that's an education mate.
Tesco is normally okay down here, its the Asda squad i hate, scruffy fukcing twats. Refuse to go into our local hungry horse as it seems to me like its the Asda shoppers bolt hole, loads of cheap horrible food so they can stuff themselves to oblivion, horrible fat smelly cnuts.
....... and having finally found the card amongst 30 other loyalty cards, suddenly remembers that somewhere at the bottom of the bag she's sure she has a 5p off coupon for the frozen peas
Does anybody else go out of their way to find the best looking checkout girl in the supermarket, then get in her queue? Sometimes there's not a fit one, but more often than not, there's a decent bird. There's an exotic looking one in the Stretford Tesco by the stadium, I sniff her out every time, we're on smiling terms now... she defo wants a piece of the T-Bone.
I kmow that ya divvy, I was inferring the scum up north are worse than down your way. And leave your nuts out of this
I count myself as being up north. Is Sunderland South of Newcastle? I've been to Newcastle a few times. Feels like a different country. Mainly Antarctica.
See I have a filter, the fit slags are all I remember. The vast majority were probably grotesque, but if I don't think about them, then they don't exist. Antarctica has a drive through Greggs, Polar Bear Bake's are lush.
I did that in the canteen at a rig yard I was working at in Holland, the cashier was a right honey and after weeks of trying she eventually agreed to a date. But being the gentleman that I am, I won't divulge the details. Except to say she couldn't walk straight the next day and it must have been really uncomfortable sitting on her little seat at the checkout.
This girls is stunning mate, flawless, one of those who you think could walk into a modelling job, but she's probably paying student fees to be a psychiatrist or something. I'm honestly like a ****ing judge on crufts, walking back and forwards up the line, until I spot her and award her Tesco's sexiest female for the 12 week running.
Are you a welder? that sounds like something I would do as well mate. I always avoid the boilers and pick out the most attractive girl at the check outs, even if her queue is bigger than the rest.
I don't see the point in letting crusty old one eyed Glen touch my food, when there's a beauty 20ft away. I'll wait, there's no point doing a weekly shop if you're in a hurry, so I'm usually chilled at this point, unless there's a whispy chinned chinaman on my shoulder. I can't say I've welded mate.
On a very similar theme, ---- Supermarket garage in the queue for the free air machine. The number of driver's who sit in the cab , waiting and looking vacant then when they get to the front they get out of the car. They wander round it removing the dust caps. They put the air into the tyres. They wander back round to put on the dust caps. What's wrong with taking them off while you are in the queue and delaying putting them back on till to get home. You may guess by now that dislike Supermarkets and everything to do with them. But I like to eat too.
To be honest, I'd never bother to get out of my car to take off dust caps while I'm in the queue. Why would I, other than to make it faster for the bloke behind, who I couldn't care less about? What annoys me in petrol stations, are those folk who queue behind the pump that fits their side of the car, causing traffic to back up, when you can use either side, the pumps reach both sides, just pull it out ffs. Edit: Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever been in a queue of cars waiting for air.
Just get yourself a small tyre pump that plugs in to your cigarette lighter and sort your tyres out at home. Just avoid the riff-raff when you can mate
