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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Billy Death, Mar 12, 2017.

  1. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> they are snooty bastards aren't they? Not like I can afford to shop in those types of shops (Ted baker is what my wardrobe is full of ha)
     
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  2. E.T. Fairfax

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    Terrible pub meals.

    Venues (often pubs) that do not replace lettering on their signs after they have fallen off. A local pub round my way was/is called The Commercial. Last time I looked all that was left was the word OIL!

    People who floor their cars after a junction despite there only being a few hundred yards to the next one.

    Whilst walking, people who just decide to stop in front of you, to an abrupt halt.

    Talk of another Scottish referendum.

    My house boiler.

    Packaging where you initially insist that you can remove it using only your hands but leaves you angrily searching the house for a pair of scissors in order to finish the job.

    Geordie Shore-esque type television - People who make millions of £'s off pretending to act like utter twats - but even worse are the people who believe it is genuine fly on the wall stuff.

    The media being hell bent on talking our country into an abyss as a result of Brexit.

    Slow moving vehicles, particularly tractors, on the road during morning rush hour.

    Annfield Plain Tesco's
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Does my head in mate, I'm not normally nasty with people who work in customer services/hospitality like waiters, etc, I'm never rude to them. There's a bar gimp at a restaurant I like in town though, I sat at the bar and asked him if he had a decent IPA and he said something like 'this isn't a boozer, we have Peroni'... I wanted to break his head open on the counter... ****ing Peroni.
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Something else that does my head in is when you show a slight interest in any sort of product or service by clicking on it online, then for the next 300,000 years you have nothing but adverts for that plastered all over your facebook.

    ****ing genius, well done, I can't tell you how many times that's spoiled surprises for my Mrs.

    "Hey Tel, why you been looking at weekends in Lisbon, that's my birthday, you best not be planning on going away with the lads....oooooooooh".
     
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  5. gelders pie

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    Yip, I'm with you there
     
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  6. password invalid

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    Same with the penis enlargement ad ,I am not going to grow any taller at my age
     
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  7. marcusblackcat

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    What's the wife done now?
     
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  8. monty987

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    tight wooley cardigans hehe. And sky and BT sports continuosly showing managers and players about 150 times during a match, and 5 replays of every shot on goal.
     
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    When they build schools in some third world countries so far away from the well...must be fick
     
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  10. crumble bungle

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    people on their mobile phones when at the pictures, just turn the ****a off and watch the film, twats.
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    That annoying Welsh **** who does the new .gov advert on the radio for putting your phone in the glove box.

    I'm not 7 years old, if I'm not allowed to touch something I won't ****ing touch it.
     
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    What I don't like is no fault divorce, equity splits, infidelity, control of paternity testing with anti male bias, control of abortion decisions by women only, anti-male decisions on child custody, manipulation, social control of the left wing media by radical feminists and social justice warriors, hypergamy, a women-friendly only fat acceptance movement, ridicule of the average Joe/husband by the media, emerging double standards regarding objectification, jokes about castration and MGM by women's talk show hosts and Kelly Osbourne, and the obscene leniency for the sentence of this woman via the pussy pass despite a charge of GBH and a previous record of multiple common assault and battery offences under OATP there ive said it.
     
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    Totally agree, cant believe they actually made that advert. If you're gonna use your phone you will just reach across into the "phone box" and get it then crash in the attempt at getting it.
     
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  14. marcusblackcat

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    The society of black lawyers - they are, purely by definition, racist and if I wanted to create an association of White lawyers who would only support white people, I'd be hauled over the coals
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Best post you've ever written.

    We can no longer give the jobs to the best person, we have to give the jobs to the person who makes up a quota.

    Did I not get the job because you didn't want to build me a prayer room? No pal, you didn't get the job, because Michael is 10x more qualified, he's dressed smarter, talks better English than you and he didn't keep bringing up his identity throughout the interview.
     
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  16. marcusblackcat

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    Stu and Tel sitting in a tree...... <laugh>

    Agree with you both mind!!
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He can climb the tree first, I'll wait at the bottom with a chainsaw.
     
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    Just chopped a lot off a hedge in my garden - chainsaws are FUN!!
     
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    Poor tel trying to cut the tree down drenched in sweat looking very red in the face, feeling sorry for her i got back down grabbed the saw to give him a hand started it up tel said stu whats that noise
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Ha, farm hand thinks city boy ain't got the stones for graft.
     
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