What do you think every child should have a go at?

I feel all children should try to stop imitating Justin Beibers haircut...

The young lads these days all look the same, a bunch of ****ing pansies...

Chavvy fringes all the way

 

Exercise - there's nothing worse than the sight of a fat **** waddling down the road.

 

I think every child should be a child soldier in central Africa.