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Shinycitylad7 said:
Buy's a fiesta for £150. Bit of wax and new car scent. £850 profit ;)
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to those that haven't seen the movie of the bestselling children's book Matilda by Roald Dahl, Harry Wormwood is a fictional character that plays Matilda's father. Harry Wormwood is depicted as being a loudmouthed, brash, and insulting man, but a wealthy car salesman whose manipulative business practices have earned great profits. Self-important but ignorant, Harry Wormwood regards himself as sly, clever and intelligent. Is this fictional character based on RR?

It's on the list of top ten movies you should watch before you die, so some of you better get a hurry on


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excellent ccr,legend. funny enough I mentioned or did a Swiss Tony at work this week, only for others to think I was some sort of **** as they didn't have a clue what I was going on about.... I don't think RR is a swiss Tony!
 
I used to absolutely love the fast show..........some of the sketches and charactors were just great. Paul Whitehouse is one of the most talented funny men around imo.
 
ok, the scenario, table booked at a restauranta, non stop booze, but who do you invite? top of my list Harry Enfield with Paul Whitehouse, with Charlie Higson, Vic and Bob, Keith Lemon, Kathy Burke, Paul Merton and Matt Lucas to start off with!
 
Sorry, but if Keith Lemon walked in I would leave!.....ok with all the others though. Would have to add David Walliams, Billy Connelly, Stephen Fry and Uncle Bryn!
 
Who would I invite....


Marvin Elliott, Jacqueline Jossa, David Beckham, Seth Rogan, Peter Kay, Cheryl Cole, Tori Black, Frankie Boyle, Jessica Alba, Tom Hardy, Freddy Flintoff, Van Morrison, Michelle Keegan, Helen Flanagan, JET, Lee Evans, Holly Willoughby, James Cordan, David Haye, Adam Sandler, Mila Kunis, Jenifer Aniston, Katy Perry, Keith Lemon, Matthew Perry, Derren Brown, Jim Carey and Natalie Anderson.
 
Sound! I might try and smash Helen Flanagans' back doors in, she's a dirty bitch..

I wonder if she related to Micky??
 
RR selling a car to you..

"hello mate, I'm looking to buy a car"

RR, " i have just the car here Sir, its the best car I have ever sold, its has a true car pedigree, this car will never let you down it will take you to the promised land my boy, stand by me!"

"ok I'll take it. sounds great, thanks"

Customer returns 6 weeks later..

"Hey mate this car is rubbish, it keeps breaking down and I'll never get to the promised land in this"


RR, "Yeah I did say it was crap, but you just wouldn't bother listening" " Come and take a look at this new one I've got over here, its the best car I have ever sold..........." :D
 
I would invite Francine Smith Louis Griffin Homer Marge Simpson, Wilma and Betty from the flintstones and Jessica Rabbit.
Don't know what it is about them but I'm just drawn to them.
 
Retired and just this week moved back to wet and cold Bristol from sunny and warm Central Portugal. To you here I must seem mad to do this but life is more than just sunny days. Bought my season ticket earlier this week and will be in block D of the Atyeo tomorrow to cheer the lads on to three points.
 
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